Epic Problem... Epic Solution

[B]Name:[/B] Lochlan
[B]Class:[/B] Paladin
[B]Race:[/B] Human Ascetic
[B]Size:[/B] Medium
[B]Gender:[/B] Male
[B]Alignment:[/B] LG
[B]Deity:[/B] 

[B]Str:[/B] 22  +6 ( 4p, +10 Enh)                 [B]Level:[/B]    30    [B]XP:[/B] 
[B]Dex:[/B] 21  +5 ( 6p,  +2 Enh, +4 Inh, +1 Lvl) [B]BAB:[/B]     +25    [B]HP:[/B] 437 (30d10+210)
[B]Con:[/B] 24  +7 ( 4p,  +6 Enh, +4 Inh, +2 Lvl) [B]Grapple:[/B] +31     
[B]Int:[/B] 16  +3 ( 4p,  +4 Enh)                 [B]Speed:[/B]    30'       
[B]Wis:[/B] 26  +8 ( 6p,  +8 Enh, +4 Inh)         [B]Init:[/B]     +9       
[B]Cha:[/B] 38 +14 (16p, +12 Enh, +4 Inh, +4 Lvl) [B]ACP:[/B]      -0         

                   [B]Base  Armor Shld   Dex  Size   Nat  Misc  Total[/B]
[B]Armor:[/B]              10    +14   +0    +5    +0    +2    +5    37
[B]Touch:[/B] 20              [B]Flatfooted:[/B] 31

                         [B]Base   Mod  Misc  Total[/B]
[B]Fort:[/B]                     17    +7   +19    +43
[B]Ref:[/B]                      11    +5   +19    +35
[B]Will:[/B]                     11    +8   +19    +38

[B]Weapon                  Attack   Damage      Critical[/B]
Quarterstaff            +37      d6+16        20x2
Quarterstaff(TWF)       +33/+33  d6+13/d6+10  20x2

[B]Languages:[/B] 
  Celestial, Common, Draconic, Dwarven, Elven

[B]Class Features:[/B] 
  Aura of Courage, Aura of Good, Detect Evil, Divine Grace, Divine Health, 
Lay on Hands 450hp, Mount, Remove Disease 9/wk, Smite Evil 9/day, Turn Undead.

[b]Ascetic Features:[/b] 
  Ability Boost (12/10/8/6/4/2), Armor +14, Crit Resistance 30%, Deflection +5,
DR 20/Evil, ER 20, Exalted Strike +7, Fast Healing 3, Natural Armor +3,
Resistance +5

  Endure Elements, Freedom of Movement, Holy Radiance (SR 45 vs Evil), 
Superior Sustenance, Mind Shielding, True Seeing.   

[B]Feats (PHB):[/B]
  Blind Fight
  Cleave
  Improved Initiative
  Power Attack
  (CW) Extra Smiting  (+2 Smites/day)
  (CW) Divine Vigor    (Expend Turning to gain +10' speed & 2*Lvl Temp HP)
  (ED) Sacred Vow
  (ED) Vow of Poverty

[b]Ascetic Bonus Feats (ED):[/b] -->All Exalted Feats.
  Celestial Mount      (Mount gains Celestial template)
  Exalted SR           (+4 SR vs [Evil] spells or cast by Evil Outsider)
  Gift of Discernment  (as Phylactery of Faithfulness)
  Gift of Grace        (Share 'Divine Grace' class feature)
  Hands of a Healer    (+2 to Cha for Lay on Hands)
  Holy Subdual         (Deal Smite damage as Nonlethal damage)
  Subduing Strike      (Deal nonlethal damage with melee attacks at no penalty)
  (ELH) Dire Charge

[b]Epic Feats (ELH):[/b]
  Great Smiting
  Great Smiting
  Penetrate DR(Adamantine)
  Penetrate DR(Cold Iron)
  Penetrate DR(Silver)
  Positive Energy Aura
  Spectral Strike


[B]Skill Points:[/B] 132(132)   [B]Max Ranks:[/B] 33 (4 * 33 = 132)
[B]Skills                   Ranks  Mod  Misc  Total[/B]
  Balance                  4*   +5            +7
  Bluff                    6*  +14           +17
  Climb                    8*   +6           +10
  Concentration           15    +7           +22
  Diplomacy               12   +14    +6     +32
  Handle Animal            3   +14           +17
  Heal                     9    +8           +17
  Jump                     8*   +6           +10            
  Kn(Nobility)             7    +3           +10
  Kn(Religion)             8    +3           +11
  Listen                   4*   +8           +10
  Ride                    16    +5    +2     +22
  Sense Motive            24    +8           +32
  Spellcraft               4*   +3            +5
  Spot                     4*   +8           +10
  
*Cross-Class skill

[B]Equipment:                       Cost  Weight[/B]

  Peasant Outfit                  0gp    0lb
  Quarterstaff                    0gp    4lb

[B]Total Weight:[/B] 4lb

                           [B]Lgt   Med   Hvy  Lift   Push[/B]
[B]Max Weight:[/B]                100   200   300   600   1500


[b]Spells/Day:	1    2    3    4[/b]
             3+3  3+3  3+3  3+3

[b]Prepared Spells:[/b]
  Lvl 1: Detect Undead, Divine Favor x2, Less. Restoration x2
          Resurgence(SpC)

  Lvl 2: Call Mount(ED), Divine Insight(SpC), Knights Move(SpC), 
         Moment of Clarity (ED), Remove Paralysis, Zone of Truth

  Lvl 3: Find the Gap(SpC) x2, Heal Mount x2, Magic Weapon(Greater) x2
  
  Lvl 4: Blood of the Martyr (ED), Break Enchantment, Death Ward x2
         Favor of the Martyr(SpC), Winged Mount(SpC)


[B]Age:[/B] 34
[B]Height:[/B] 5'10"
[B]Weight:[/B] 150lb
[B]Eyes:[/B] Blue
[B]Hair:[/B] Light Brown
[B]Skin:[/B] Tanned

Zephyr (Celestial Griffon)
Large Magical Beast
HD:           17 (17d10+68, 161hp)
Init:         +2
Speed:        40', Fly 90'
AC:           29 (-1 size, +2 Dex, +18 natural), T 11, FF 27
BaB/Grapple:  +17/+27
Attack:       Bite +23 (2d6+6) and 2x claws +21 (1d4+3)
SA:           Pounce(FA+Rake on Charge), Rake (2x +21, 1d6+3)
SQ:           Darkvision 60', DR 10/Magic, A/C/E Resist 10, SR 35
Feats:        Diehard, Dodge, Endurance, Mobility, Run, Spring Attack
F/R/W:        Fort +21, Ref +13, Will +13
Skills:       Jump +10, +14 Spot, +14 Listen
Abilities:    Str 23, Dex 15, Con 18, Int 10, Wis 14, Cha 8

Mount Qualities: +12 HD, +14 NA, +6 Str, 11 Int, Command Griffon, Emp. Link,

Chaotic Neutral Human Monk 1/Cleric 4/Divine Oracle 2/Loremaster 19/Hierophant 3/Contemplative 1

Str 18 +4 Base 10 Cost 2 Inherent +4 Enhancement +6 Visage +4 Venerable -6
Dex 16 +3 Base 10 Cost 2 Inherent +4 Enhancement +6 Visage +2 Venerable -6
Con 18 +4 Base 10 cost 2 Inherent +4 Enhancement +6 Visage +4 Venerable -6
Int 28 +9 Base 16 cost 10 Inherent +5 Enhancement +2 Visage +2 Venerable +3
Wis 48 +19 Base 18 cost 16 Inherent +5 Enhancement +12 Levels +6 Visage +4 Venerable +3
Cha 34 +12 Base 15 cost 8 Inherent +5 Enhancement +6 Levels +1 Visage +4 Venerable +3

Age: 71
Height: 5' 11'
Weight: 155 lbs

Description: Beneath the illusions and altered form Panarchus' septuagenarian host body is withered and would appear frail were it not for the intense almost ferocious energy he radiates. The form he usually wears is eyeless, with dark rubbery skin a huge grinning mouth and elfin ears. Ebon feathered wings wings sprout from his back, framing him like a terrible fallen angel. Yet as dark as his skin and wings are, the utter pitch of his robes and cloak form a contrast. So inky black is the dweomered finery that dazzles the eyes and seems to suck at the light around it. Panarchus carries a gnarled staff of unpolished ebony that exudes a strange aura of danger and disquiet.

HP 239 (30 Temporary)  8+(7*6=42)+(3*4=12)+(19*3=57)+(30*4=120)
AC 52 (10 base +3 Dex +8 Armor +5 Deflection +5 Enhancement +1 Insight +1 Natural +19 Monk) 38 Touch 49 Flat
Init +7
Move 60' ground (30 base X 2 Boots) 90' air
Spell Resistance 25
Damage Resistance 10/magic
Turn Attempts 14 [8 used]
Stunning Attacks 8 DC44

Fortitude 31 (12 base +4 Con +5 Epic +6 Resistance +1 Competence +1 Luck +2 Secret)
Reflex 24 (6 base +3 Dex +5 Epic +6 Resistance +1 Competence +1 Luck +2 Secret)
Will 55 (21 base +19 Wis +5 Epic +6 Resistance +1 Competence +1 Luck +2 Secret)

BAB +25 (+10 without Divine Power)
Melee Attack +41 (+25 BAB +6 Str +5 Enhancement +3 Luck +1 Competence +1 Secret)
Ranged Attack +38 (+25 BAB +6 Dex +2 Enhancement +3 Luck +1 Competence + Secret)

1 Monk 1 Skill Focus know:Religion, Quicken Spell, Bonus: Improved Unarmed Strike, Stunning Fist
2 Cleric 1 Domain: Extend Spell
3 Cleric 2 Power Attack
4 Cleric 3
5 Cleric 4
6 Divine Oracle 1 Craft Wonderous
7 Divine Oracle 2
8 Loremaster 1 Secret - +2 Will Saves
9 Loremaster 2 Improved Bull Rush
10 Loremaster 3 Secret +2 Fort Saves
11 Contemplative 1 Domain: Improved Initiative
12 Loremaster 4 Shock Trooper
13 Loremaster 5 Secret - +2 Ref Saves
14 Loremaster 6
15 Hierophant 1 Leap Attack, Bonus: Persistent Spell
16 Loremaster 7 Secret - +1 Attack Rolls
17 Loremaster 8 
18 Loremaster 9 Divine Metamagic - Persistent, Secret - Applicable Knowledge: Rapid Metamagic
19 Loremaster 10
20 Hierophant 2 Special Ability - Divine Reach
21 Loremaster 11 Improved Spell Capacity
22 Loremaster 12
23 Loremaster 13
24 Loremaster 14 Improved Spell Capacity, Bonus: Multispell
25 Loremaster 15 
26 Hierophant 3 Bonus: Twin Spell
27 Loremaster 16 Dire charge, Bonus: Improved Metamagic
28 Loremaster 17
29 Loremaster 18
30 Loremaster 19 Improved Metamagic, Bonus: Improved Metamagic

Class Abilities:

Monk
Flurry of Blows

Cleric 
Spontaneous Domain Casting - Magic
Magic Domain - Use spell completion&spell trigger items as a 2nd lvl wizard

Divine Oracle
+1 DC to Divination(Scrying) spells
Prescient Sense - evasion
+1 to Ref saves and AC vs. traps

Loremaster
Lore - Bardic Knowledge checks at +30
2 Bonus Languages
Greater Lore - Identify
True Lore - Legend Lore or Analyze Dweomer 1/day

Contemplative
Immune to Diseases


Skill points 352 (44+11*9+19*11)
Balance 15 (5 ranks +6 Dex +1 Competence +1 Luck +2 Synergy) 1cc
Concentration 35 (20 ranks +10 Con +4 Competence +1 Luck)
Diplomacy 58 (31 ranks +12 Cha +10 Competence +1 Luck +4 Synergy) 5cc
Hide 21 (8 ranks +3 Dex +9 Competence +1 Luck) 1cc
Intimidate 17 (4 ranks +11 Cha +1 Competence +1 Luck) 
Jump 35 (8 ranks +4 Str +20 Competence +1 Luck +2 Synergy) 4cc
Knowledge Arcana 38 (24 ranks +9 Int +4 Competence +1 Luck)
Knowledge Dungeoneering 38 (24 ranks +9 Int +4 Competence +1 Luck) 
Knowledge History 38 (24 ranks +9 Int +4 Competence +1 Luck) 
Knowledge Local 38 (24 ranks +9 Int +4 Competence +1 Luck) 
Knowledge Nature 38 (24 ranks +9 Int +4 Competence +1 Luck) 
Knowledge Nobility 16 (5 ranks +9 Int +1 Competence +1 Luck) 
Knowledge Planes 38 (24 ranks +9 Int +4 Competence +1 Luck)
Knowledge Religion 38 (24 ranks +9 Int +4 Competence +1 Luck)
Listen 27 (4 ranks +19 Wis +1 Competence +1 Luck +2 Unnamed:Alertness) 
Move Silently 19 (6 ranks +3 Dex +9 Competence +1 Luck) 2cc
Sense Motive 55 (33 ranks +19 Wis +4 Competence +1 Luck)
Spellcraft 38 (25 ranks +8 Int +4 Competence +1 Luck)
Spot 34 (4 ranks +18 Wis +9 Competence +1 Luck +2 Unnamed:Alertness) 
Tumble 31 (5 ranks +3 Dex +20 Competence +1 Luck +2 Synergy) 1cc 
Use Magic Device 38 (17 ranks +12 Cha +9 Competence +1 Luck) 40 for Scrolls

Skill Trick: Twisted Charge

Domains: Magic, Time, Transformation, Oracle

Spells 6 10+1/10+1/10+1/9+1/8+1/8+1/7+1/5+1/4+1/4/4
0th Read Magic X3, Light, Detect Poison, Mending
1st Omen of Peril (Rod) X3, Scholar's Touch (RoD), Resurgence (CDiv) X4, Endure Elements, Comprehend Languages, Domain – True Strike
2nd Lesser Restoration X2, Divine Insight (Cadv) X2, Shatter, Desecrate, Stretch Weapon (PHbII) X2, Powersight X2 Domain - Augury
3rd Magic Vestment X1[1 used], Speak with Dead, Alter Fortune (PHbII) X6, Ghost Touch Weapon (SC), Spikes (SC) [used], Domain – Haste
4th Greater Magic Weapon [used], Assay Resistance (CArc) X2, Quickened Spikes, Ghost Touch Weapon, Identify Transgressor (BoVD), Delay Death (SC) X2, Persistent Divine Favor [used], Domain - Quickened Haste
5th Divine Agility [used], Revivify (SC), True Seeing, Superior Resistance [used], Spell Resistance, Quickened Revenance (Cdiv) X3, Domain – Detect Scrying
6th Quickened Spell Resistance, Quickened Twinned Wrack, Heal, Energy Immunity X3[3 used], Domain – Heroes Feast
7th, Greater Restoration, Quickened Heal X2, Renewal Pact [used to cast Spell Turning], Quickened Cometfall, Greater Bestow Curse (CDiv), Persistent Divine Power [1 used], Domain – Greater Scrying
8th Twinned Destruction, Quickened Greater Bestow Curse, Quickened Twinned Cometfall X2,  Extended Fortunate Fate [used], Domain – Foresight
9th Miracle [used], Quickened Twinned Greater Bestow Curse, Greater Visage of the Deity (good)(CDiv)[used], Quickened Twinned Destruction, Domain - Time Stop [used]
10th True Resurrection, Twinned Miracle, Quickened Twinned Fire Storm, Quickened Mass Heal
11th Quickened Twinned Implosion, Quickened Twinned Miracle X2, Persistent Stormrage [used]


Crafted Magic Items

Diehard Vest
Continuous Beastland Ferocity 5th CL
2 X 1st lvl 5 X 2000 X .5 = 10,000gp 800xp

Hat of Mastery
Works as Hat of Disguise and gives +10 to Diplomacy +9 to Hide, Move Silently, Spot, and UMD +4 to Concentration, 7 Knowledges, Sense Motive and Spellcraft
((1,800 X 1.5) + 10,000 + (8,100 X 1.5 X 4 skills) + (1,600 X 1.5 X 10 skills) X .5 = 42,650gp 3,412xp

Belt of Health
Works as Amulet of Health +6
36,000 X .5 = 18,000gp 720xp

Heward's Fortifying Bedroll
Provides benefits of 8hrs sleep in 1hr useable once per 48hrs
3,000 X .5 = 1,500 60xp

Cloak of Grandeur
Works as Cloak of Charisma +6 and provides a +5 Sacred bonus to saves
(36,000 X 1.5 + 50,000) X .5 = 52,000gp 4,160xp

Ioun Robe
Works as Scarlet and Blue Sphere,Dark blue Rhomboid, Iridescent Spindle, Dusty rose pale green and Orange prism Ioun Stones and Luckstone 
+2 Int, Alertness, Sustained without air, +1 Competence to attack rolls, saves, skill checks, and ability checks, +1 Caster Level, +1 luck bonus on saving throws, ability checks, and skill checks
((4,000 X 1.5)+(5,000 X 1.5)+(9,000 X 1.5)+(15,000)+(15,000 X 1.5)+ (10,000 X 1.5) X .5 = 39,875gp  3,190xp 

2 Feather Tokens (Tree)
400 X 2 X .5 = 400gp  16xp

Handy Haversack
2,000 X .5 = 1,000gp  80xp

1 2nd lvl Peal of Power
4,000 X .5 = 2,000gp  160xp

2 5th lvl Pearls of Power
25,000 X 2 X .5 = 25,000gp  2000xp

Glove of Storing
10,000 X .5 = 5,000  400xp
Equipment

'Sorrow' +1 Vicious Wounding Spell-Storing Flaming Ki Focus Quarterstaff of Frost and Shock 162,600
+2 Sling 8,300
50 +1 Sling Bullets (15 Magebane, 5 Construct Bane, 5 Abberration Bane, 5 Human Bane, 5 Evil Outsider Bane, 5 Undead Bane, 5 Magical Beast Bane, 5 Dragon Bane) 8,350
Bracers of Armor +8 64,000
Periapt of Epic Wisdom +12 1,440,000
Glove of Storing 10,000
Ring of Protection +5 50,000
Ring of Invisibility 20,000
Boots of Swiftness 256,000
15 Incense of Meditation 4,900gp ea 73,000 [1 used]


Manuals and Tomes (used)

3 Manuals +5 137,500 gp ea 412,500
3 Manuals +4 110,000gp ea 330,000


Rods

2 Greater Metamagic Quicken Rods 170,000gp ea 340,000 [1 charge used]
Rod of Absorbtion 50,000


Pearls of Power

1 2nd 4,000
8 3rd 9,000gp ea 72,000
3 4th 16,000gp ea 48,000 
2 5th 25,000gp ea 50,000
5 6th 36,000gp ea 180,000 [2 used]
7th 49,000
1 8th 64,000gp ea 64,000
5 9th 81,000gp ea 405,000 [1 used]


Scrolls (unused)

4 Contingency 1650gp ea 6,600
15 Extended Shapechange 25th CL 8,750gp ea 131,250 [1 used]
20 Shield 25gp ea 500

Spell Components 10,000 + 6 5,000gp diamonds 40,000
stone with Deeper Darkness cast on it 0

2,475 gp extra funds


Persistent Spells

Greater Visage of the Deity (good) (via Divine Meta) caster lvl 31
Wraithstrike (via Miracle & Divine Meta)
Divine Power caster lvl 30
Divine Favor caster lvl 30
Freedom of Movement caster level 30
Arcane Sight caster lvl 32
Stormrage caster lvl 30


31hr Spells

Magic Weapon caster lvl 31
Magic Vestment caster lvl 31
Superior Resistance caster lvl 30
Moment of Prescience caster lvl 30


24 hr Spells

Energy Immunity (all 5 types) caster lvl 30
Detect Scrying
 

10 hr Spells

Extended Shapechange caster lvl 31
Extended Fortunate Fate

5 hr Spells

Spell Turning

Triggered Spells


Contingency caster lvl 31 Teleport 85' left when in an area targetted by Mage's Disjunction
Renewal Pact