Constables of the 14th Ward

xedr · Mar 31, 2008

After a quick stop at his desk to itemize his receipts and request reimbursements, Darius starts to follow Jonas out the door. Catching a glimpse of Thea puttering around, Darius stops and encourages her to "be sociable" and come on over to celebrate a successful mission. As they all arrive at the happy hour already in progress, Darius orders a round for everybody and says "put it on his tab", pointing at the new guy. After a minute of Whimsywag's musical performance, Darius yells after Gus [highlight]"And bring a double for Whimsywag"[/highlight]

After the drinks arrive, Darius distributes them, with a gracious "Thank you" to Talisker. While delivering Whimsywag's drink, Darius pleads [highlight]Felderman, please stop torturing that elephant. How's the comedy act coming along?"[/highlight]

"Always happy to take requests!" says Wimsywag as he greedily grabs the drink, 'accidentally' slopping some of Darius's beer out of the stein into his cup. "Did you hear the one about the jester who slew a dragon? Yeah, the dragon wouldn't eat him because he tasted funny. Heehee! Get it? The jester tasted funny! Haha" Sipping from his cup, Wimsywag looks out over the audience, which looks grateful for the brief musical respite. "I could juggle, but I just don't have the balls to do it. Heehee - get it? No balls <snort> <chuckle> I could go on for hours" he says, wiping a tear from his eye.

Leif · Mar 31, 2008

Bocephus

Fenris said:
"You have your coin, now go rub your 'Bo' off on that poor widow." adds Jonas to hurry Bocephus along.

"Good idea, Constable! I've even got a couple of new moves I want to try out on her. If you're sure you won't be needing me, then, I'll go roust her. Oh, very nice to meet you Constable Talisker! I look forward to working with you on the next big case." Having received his dismissal orders, and trying to make it look like that's what he planned to do all along, Bocephus chugs down the rest of his ale, takes a handful of breadsticks from the basket ("For her cat.") and am-scrays.

Leif · Mar 31, 2008

Mattie Bulgar

When Bocephus leaves, Mattie comes over for a word, "You gents are excellent customers, as well as our protectors and our friends, but I do wish that you'd keep that nasty goblin out of my place! Every time I see his foul little self in here, I'm afraid that the health department will shut me down on the spot!"

Helfdan · Mar 31, 2008

Alarion of Tovarre

Alarion pauses in his repast to address Mattie. "Fear not, fair goodwife! We would not allow any harm to come to your fine establishment."

Leif · Mar 31, 2008

Mattie Bulgar

Helfdan said:
Alarion of Tovarre
Alarion pauses in his repast to address Mattie. "Fear not, fair goodwife! We would not allow any harm to come to your fine establishment."

"All the same, Alarion, I'd rather not have him in here. It took me years to establish the reputation of the 'Staff, and if people see a GOBLIN walk through my door it'll be gone -- POOF! -- in just a couple of days!"

Leif · Mar 31, 2008

Krado Lyman

"Well, gentlemen, I thank you for everything that you have done for me. But now I think it's time that I was getting back to see my Flora. She has been known to weild a mean rolling pin if I am significantly late, so there's no telling what will happen this time. Now that I have returned home again, I'm feeling much better, and I've relaxed quite a bit. I'll go back by your office on my way home, and tell Magistrate Ironshirt that I relieved you of your escort duties, so continue your meal, please."

OOC: If Krado was more knowledgeable about combat and such things, it would have been a VORPAL rolling pin!

Scotley · Mar 31, 2008

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Lou · Mar 31, 2008

Raul

Leif said:
"Well, gentlemen, I thank you for everything that you have done for me. But now I think it's time that I was getting back to see my Flora. She has been known to weild a mean rolling pin if I am significantly late, so there's no telling what will happen this time. Now that I have returned home again, I'm feeling much better, and I've relaxed quite a bit. I'll go back by your office on my way home, and tell Magistrate Ironshirt that I relieved you of your escort duties, so continue your meal, please."

OOC: If Krado was more knowledgeable about combat and such things, it would have been a VORPAL rolling pin!

"Master Lyman, we can't let anything happen to you before you reach your home, so I will accompany you back." says Raul. Turning to his fellow constables, "Anyone up for one more jaunt?"

Leif · Mar 31, 2008

Mattie Bulgar

"Don't you fret none, Constable Mameir, I'll take charge of your dinner and keep it nice and hot for you. Just come on back when you can, lad. And, of course, I'll do the same for any of you other hungry lads that want to go with him, I know that keeping the peace in the 14th takes precedence over trivial things like eating!"

ooops, this post has been moved to the new thread! Lou, your post should have gone there, too, you might want to post it again over there, so everyone else will be sure to see it.