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    Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

    Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

    His followers, which can be from all classes, will have access to abilities like roundhouse kick in the face, counting to infinity twice, advancing to 31st level, getting all 20s during character generation, playing subraces with different stats, playing gnomes and bards, as well as playing any monster right out of the Monster Manual.
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    There's really no reason to force everyone into playing the same campaign. Every DM has different tastes, and a good campaign setting allows him to find something that speaks to him and to his play style.

    The Pathfinder Chronicles campaign setting is all about options, not about dictating a single way to play D&D.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kae'Yoss
    Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

    His followers, which can be from all classes, will have access to abilities like roundhouse kick in the face, counting to infinity twice, advancing to 31st level, getting all 20s during character generation, playing subraces with different stats, playing gnomes and bards, as well as playing any monster right out of the Monster Manual.
    And if you don't like it... Chuck will convince you. WITH HIS FISTS!

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    There is already a cleric of Chuck Norris. He is called AO.
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    Chuck Norris can get more than +5 to his AC with Combat Expertise.
    Chuck Norris can use power attack with two-handed light weapons.
    Chuck Norris can store more than 10 characters in D&Di.
    Chuck Norris can beat Pun-Pun without breaking a sweat.
    Chuck Norris can literally break a sweat.
    Chuck Norris can play a swordsage-like character with 4e core rules.
    Chuck Norris can use the Full Attack option in 4e. It involves him attacking everything in the game world at once.
    Chuck Norris is always rolls a natural 21 on the d20.
    Chuck Norris can use 10d6 fireballs in 4e.
    Last edited by Kae'Yoss; Thursday, 6th September, 2007 at 08:25 AM. Reason: Chuck Norris can edit threads days after creation without leaving a trace
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    Erik Mona:
    Our new world is large enough to handle several styles of play, including this one.

    There's really no reason to force everyone into playing the same campaign. Every DM has different tastes, and a good campaign setting allows him to find something that speaks to him and to his play style.

    The Pathfinder Chronicles campaign setting is all about options, not about dictating a single way to play D&D.


    Last edited by Kae'Yoss on Wealday, Sarenith 23, 4707 AR at 10:59 AM. Reason: Late Unpleasantness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kae'Yoss
    Chuck Norris can use power attack with two-handed weapons.
    Chuck Norris was updated during playtesting; he can now use power attack with his pinkie.
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    All paladins of Chuck Norris multiclass Ranger.

    Chuck Norris' clerics can choose between the domains of Chewing Bubblegum and Kicking Ass.

    Chuck Norris is the reason Ilmater suffers.

    Once, Chuck Norris and Cthulu met. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Cthulu so hard that he popped out of the prime material plane. And that's how the Far Realm was created.

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    Witness the power of Chuck in this movie:

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

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    Hmmm... well if that were true then I could say there was at least one thing I liked about 4th edition so far.... :-(

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    Ya know, whenever I play WoW, people always make these Chuck Norris comments. So is this yet more proof that D&D is becoming more like WoW?
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