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    Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

    Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

    His followers, which can be from all classes, will have access to abilities like roundhouse kick in the face, counting to infinity twice, advancing to 31st level, getting all 20s during character generation, playing subraces with different stats, playing gnomes and bards, as well as playing any monster right out of the Monster Manual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kae'Yoss
    Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

    His followers, which can be from all classes, will have access to abilities like roundhouse kick in the face, counting to infinity twice, advancing to 31st level, getting all 20s during character generation, playing subraces with different stats, playing gnomes and bards, as well as playing any monster right out of the Monster Manual.
    And if you don't like it... Chuck will convince you. WITH HIS FISTS!

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    There is already a cleric of Chuck Norris. He is called AO.

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    Chuck Norris can get more than +5 to his AC with Combat Expertise.
    Chuck Norris can use power attack with two-handed light weapons.
    Chuck Norris can store more than 10 characters in D&Di.
    Chuck Norris can beat Pun-Pun without breaking a sweat.
    Chuck Norris can literally break a sweat.
    Chuck Norris can play a swordsage-like character with 4e core rules.
    Chuck Norris can use the Full Attack option in 4e. It involves him attacking everything in the game world at once.
    Chuck Norris is always rolls a natural 21 on the d20.
    Chuck Norris can use 10d6 fireballs in 4e.
    Last edited by Kae'Yoss; Thursday, 6th September, 2007 at 08:25 AM. Reason: Chuck Norris can edit threads days after creation without leaving a trace

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kae'Yoss
    Chuck Norris can use power attack with two-handed weapons.
    Chuck Norris was updated during playtesting; he can now use power attack with his pinkie.

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    All paladins of Chuck Norris multiclass Ranger.

    Chuck Norris' clerics can choose between the domains of Chewing Bubblegum and Kicking Ass.

    Chuck Norris is the reason Ilmater suffers.

    Once, Chuck Norris and Cthulu met. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Cthulu so hard that he popped out of the prime material plane. And that's how the Far Realm was created.

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    Witness the power of Chuck in this movie:

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

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    Hmmm... well if that were true then I could say there was at least one thing I liked about 4th edition so far.... :-(

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    Chuck Norris has DR/"anything not Chuck Norris".

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    Ya know, whenever I play WoW, people always make these Chuck Norris comments. So is this yet more proof that D&D is becoming more like WoW?

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