D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

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Nahat Anoj

First Post

• Sep 19, 2007

• #81

Kae'Yoss said:

Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

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In the beginning, God said "Let there be light."

Chuck Norris said "Say 'please.'"

 

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Greg K

Legend

• Sep 19, 2007

• #82

CleverNickName said:

Chuck Norris's tears can instantly fix all rules problems with any game system.

But Chuck Norris never cries.

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Actually, Chuck Norris will only cry if you kill his dog or wolf. This is why he no longer has animal companions.

 

Masquerade

First Post

• Sep 19, 2007

• #83

Kae'Yoss said:

Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

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According to Dave Noonan's latest blog, Chuck Norris will also appear as an arcane tradition. His associated implement is the roundhouse kick.

 

Kae'Yoss

First Post

• Sep 19, 2007

• #84

Vampires turn into ash when they see Juck Norris.

 

Pbartender

First Post

• Sep 19, 2007

• #85

In 4th Edition, Norris chucks YOU.

What a Roleplaying Game!

 

Moon-Lancer

First Post

• Sep 19, 2007

• #86

eh, Chuck Norris is overrated. I particularly didn't like it when he turned his back on his internet fan base. I think it was on Conan or Leno. I will see if i can find a clip.

 

Slife

First Post

• Sep 19, 2007

• #87

Kae'Yoss said:

Chuck Norris can beat Pun-Pun without breaking a sweat.

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Common misconception. Pun-Pun actually *is* Chuck Norris

 

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Deuce Traveler

Adventurer

• Sep 20, 2007

• #88

This is my new favorite thread.

 

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Simplicity

Explorer

• Sep 20, 2007

• #89

A lot of gods are dying with the arrival of 4e. You might think that's a bad thing. Actually, it's a Chucktastrophe.

 

Darkness

Hand and Eye of Piratecat [Moderator]

• Sep 20, 2007

• #90

Simplicity said:

A lot of gods are dying with the arrival of 4e. You might think that's a bad thing. Actually, it's a Chucktastrophe.

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Well, Chuck has to try out the new combat powers on someone.