All RPGs are better with ...

Olgar Shiverstone · Dec 2, 2007

All RPGS are better with zombies. This is self-evident. They are also better with pirates, ninjas, dinosaurs, and giant robots.

Piratecat · Dec 2, 2007

and lava. All RPGs are better with lava.

kenobi65 · Dec 2, 2007

How about with a pirate ship, crewed by zombies, sailing on a sea of lava?

WhatGravitas · Dec 2, 2007

kenobi65 said:
How about with a pirate ship, crewed by zombies, sailing on a sea of lava?

Only if the zombies are ninja-pirates. Because Ninja-Pirates are Teh Awesomez!

Cheers, LT.

Friadoc · Dec 2, 2007

Gnome zombie gninja-pirates out of Zilargo, sailing a clockwork steamboat upon a sea of lava, using the geothermal energy to help tame the elemental heart of their ship, since it doesn't feel as far from home.

Ry · Dec 2, 2007

Friadoc said:
Gnome zombie gninja-pirates out of Zilargo, sailing a clockwork steamboat upon a sea of lava, using the geothermal energy to help tame the elemental heart of their ship, since it doesn't feel as far from home.

The gninjas' quest is to rebuild the ancient samurai robots of the monkey kingdom, which rose up against a dinosaur empire's zepplin fleet. Their first mate is secretly a repentant velociraptor vampire who seeks to make amends for his ancient sins against the monkeys.

Rabelais · Dec 2, 2007

The Longships of the Cannibal-Vikings are powered by the psychic energy of captured Replicants. They sail from the Lich Kingdom to the north to oppose the activities of the gninja-pirates of Zilargo

smootrk · Dec 2, 2007

Olgar Shiverstone said:
All RPGS are better with...

... bacon!

Klaus · Dec 2, 2007

Olgar Shiverstone said:
All RPGS are better with zombies. This is self-evident. They are also better with pirates, ninjas, dinosaurs, and giant robots.

Bringing you zombie pirates since 2004.

Clavis · Dec 2, 2007

You forgot lesbians, and strippers!

The ultimate RPG/movie/computer game:

In an age of adventure...
In a world gone mad...
A boatload of sorority girls must fight for their lives (and virtue) from:
Lesbian Ninja Stripper Pirates!