D&D 4E Dice Gods to be part of 4E Pantheon

KrazyHades

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Though they've generally hid behind the scenes, one way or another almost every gamer hears whispers about the dreaded and beloved dice gods. They give and they take away. They may seem to abandon an unfortunate gamer to a series of untimely 1s, only to roll triple 20s against the BBEG. Or perhaps they deceive you into believing that they love you, handing you 17s and 19s all night long, until a pair of fateful 1s leave your character as nothing more than ash and torn shreds of character sheet.

The decision to add the dice gods to the 4E pantheon, according to Wealthy Breadmaker, lead designer of 4E, was a difficult one, but ultimately it was decided that leaving newbies in the dark about the dice gods was unfair. Many gamers are angry at what is seen as a futile attempt to label and give rules and stats to the dice gods, for the dice gods are statless. Nothing can occur without their lucky permission, and all that goes against their plans is halted by a harsh 1.
 

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KrazyHades

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I thought Pun-Pun was supposed to be the deity of deities. His portfolio consists of Bane, Bahamut, etc...doesn't it? Or am I misinformed?
 
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Relique du Madde

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KrazyHades said:
I thought Pun-Pun was supposed to be the deity of deities. His portfolio consists of Bane, Bahamut, etc...doesn't it? Or am I misinformed?

Not possible considering that Chuck Norris's portfolio already contains those gods including Pun Pun
 

KrazyHades

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How's this?



Pun-pun, the far famed lord of lords
All the world is his glimmering hoard
Pun-pun, the god of mighty gods
The very dieties he curses and lauds

His insane stats bring fear and hate
Anger towards this munchkin will never abate
His cheap old ways unbalance games
As BBEGs such as Orcus he maims

A sneaky king of "legal" tricks
A broken build that cannot be fixed
Stronger than the toughest pally
He makes quite the overshadowing ally

So listen carefully, all of you readers
If you do this you'll be thrown the the carrion feeders
 

Cthulhudrew

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What are the names of these dice gods?

Quaturnus- Lord of the Four Dimensions!
Sextus- The six-armed king of fire and lightning!
Octarine- Queen of the arachnids!

And... ummm... the other guys.
 

Lord Xtheth

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Cthulhudrew said:
What are the names of these dice gods?

Quaturnus- Lord of the Four Dimensions!
Sextus- The six-armed king of fire and lightning!
Octarine- Queen of the arachnids!

And... ummm... the other guys.
Dodeccahedrus, God of being left out of the game
 


KrazyHades

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Percentilus the Fateful, Lord of the Lists (known to some as The True Dungeon Master)

Doublus the Digital Die

Pi-lon, patron god of Math Nerds and Starcraft
 

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