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    Predator Gnomes!!

    Gnomes. GNOMES. Gnomes are insane. Gnomes can *turn invis* once per encounter after they've taken dmg. They can also choose to roll "hide" instead of intialtive at the start of an encounter. Hello Gnome Rogue. And by "hello" I mean, "Please, for the love of god, stop stabbing me in the back." My friends quote was "Man, I hate gnomes! They're stupid! But now I can't stop picturing a pack of gnomes sitting in the trees doing the clicking noise that the Predators make in the alien movies. Stupid stealth gnomes. I'm going to have to play one."


    OK, so they kept saying they were having problems figuring out how to make Gnomes unique and Gnomes have always had no really good niche in D&D. Sounds like they figured something out. Holy crap man. Gnomes sound interesting for the first time ever out side of Tinker Gnomes.

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    I was imagining this being read out by the narrator in the intro to Fallout.

    "Gnomes. Gnomes are insane. ..."

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    Damn it hong. I couldn't stop laughing form this before.... *dies*

    All I can think of them as is Predator Gnomes now.

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    Ron Perlman. You know, Hellboy. He did the intro on all the Fallout games. Several other notable actors provided voice talents for the series, as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSquirrel
    OK, so they kept saying they were having problems figuring out how to make Gnomes unique and Gnomes have always had no really good niche in D&D. Sounds like they figured something out. Holy crap man. Gnomes sound interesting for the first time ever out side of Tinker Gnomes.
    Yeah, they've taken the 3.5 whisper gnome and transformed it not only into the default gnome but also a bad ass one at that. I might actually have gnomes in my campaign world now!

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    I get the vague notion that 4E gnomes are the Shadowfell counterpoint to eladrin.

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    Aren't gnomes Feywild creatures now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hong
    Aren't gnomes Feywild creatures now?
    Hrmn, well, they ARE fey.

    Still make me think shadowy thoughts though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Incenjucar
    Hrmn, well, they ARE fey.

    Still make me think shadowy thoughts though.
    Kinky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hong
    Kinky.
    Badger badger badger badger STEALTH GNOME STEALTH GNOME

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