Relique du Madde
Adventurer
A few hours prior to his meeting Jasper was sitting on a large stone outside of the village playing his lute, with his two swords and his backpack was sitting next to him. After what seemed like hours of playing his instrument, a volumous shadow came trodding up to him. The stranger, a dragonborn, asked Jasper if he would like to join his party, and not wanting to refuse a free party, Jasper said yes.
Jasper looked up from the corner of the table where he sat playing his lute. "You are all wrong." He smiled, "The goblins were like, 'Hey Baker, you make good pies, we like pies. Come over to our place and we'll party.' Then, Baker said, 'No man, I can't! My family needs me, they'll starve without me.' Then the goblins said, 'Dude, we saw your wife, and she's not hot and your kids are dumb. Come on man, we have hot chicks.' Then Baker said, 'Dude, 'I'm all there man, let's party.' I bet you that's what he's doing now, partying."
Jasper looked up from the corner of the table where he sat playing his lute. "You are all wrong." He smiled, "The goblins were like, 'Hey Baker, you make good pies, we like pies. Come over to our place and we'll party.' Then, Baker said, 'No man, I can't! My family needs me, they'll starve without me.' Then the goblins said, 'Dude, we saw your wife, and she's not hot and your kids are dumb. Come on man, we have hot chicks.' Then Baker said, 'Dude, 'I'm all there man, let's party.' I bet you that's what he's doing now, partying."