Ok, Tara sent me a new "Ask Father Koln"... Somoene really needs to enlighten Tara about Koln's past. He was raised from infant to age 18 by the Vatican. During that time he was either in Rome, trained in underground catacombs, or in Southern France in his very old-world village of Montaillou. Afterward he was set out into the world, but his exposure to pop culture is pretty low. He did see Army of Darkness though on the recommendation of a friend, the premise of the movie is a man battling evil outside of his own time, should sound familiar to Koln. Koln might have heard of Harry Potter but his knowledge of it is pretty limited. I'll do my best to answer it in character though, >,<