Order of the Stick 617 is up

Tiberius · Dec 21, 2008

joethelawyer said:
Hey I didn't know you couldn't...

It's not exactly Grandma-friendly.

joethelawyer · Dec 21, 2008

Tiberius said:
It's not exactly Grandma-friendly.

you didn't know my grandma....

Staffan · Dec 21, 2008

Relique du Madde said:
Lawful Good Lawyer?!? IS that even possible?

I can imagine an LG lawyer - young and idealistic, fresh out of lawschool (which pretty much describes Celia).

They just won't stay a LG lawyer for long. Either they become corrupted/jaded/cynical enough to change alignment, or they stop being lawyers.

Achan hiArusa · Dec 25, 2008

Corsair said:
As a current law student, I am saddened by this conversation.

As a law school employee, I have learned why people hate lawyers all over again. My boss has on more than one occasion beaten us all with a heavy stick citing university policy. I had asked a law student out on a date (after some prodding from her) and the next thing I know I have been told that if I go through with this I could be in violation of the campus sexual harassment policy. So I was told not to and was made to read and sign said policy, even though there is nothing in the campus policy about staff dating students.

Or the time that one of the staff members let her son (who was about 20) work in the empty office next to her. She was then basically told her son couldn't do that. And in support of that they brought out a policy against allowing minor children under the age of 12 to remain unattended on campus.

Yep, BS and I ain't talking about a Bachelor of Science.

Teflon Billy · Dec 26, 2008

Just stall 'til Belkar gets there Celia...

Staaaallllllll....

JoeGKushner · Dec 26, 2008

Heck, I'm still waiting for Belkar to die.

Teflon Billy · Dec 26, 2008

JoeGKushner said:
Heck, I'm still waiting for Belkar to die.

Haven't we learned that that Prophet is mostly talking out of his ass?

JoeGKushner · Dec 26, 2008

Teflon Billy said:
Haven't we learned that that Prophet is mostly talking out of his ass?

He did kill one of 'em no?

I'd try to talk out of my butt too if I thought it'd save me some minor inconvience. But he knew what was going to happen as we see the whole set up there.