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Lax "Slingback" Lackadaisical
Archetype: Reefer Madness
Hooks: Violent Moodswings, Crazy Eyes, Smoke Cloud.
Skills:
Great: Having That Thing
Good: Reefer Madness
Good: Homeopathic Healing
Good: Fog of War
Poor: Motivation
Rubbish: Memory
Lax was a good boy, brought up in a [insert appropriately fundamental religion here] school, living in a fine suburban neighborhood.
That was until the Devil's Lettuce Affected the poor boys mind. Now he wanders with his slingback backpack, with who knows what's in it!
His violent mood swings are the obvious symptoms of the criminal seed planted deep within the poor boy... Fits of jazz music and wild
rgies!
Getting "Slingback" to do anything is a feat in itself, but worse than that, in the middle of whatever he is doing, he may forget! Lax can't even remember the last sentence, of his own paragraph...
Luckily for the seedy individuals he hangs around with, his trademark slingback backpack contains everything he may need, if he can just remember where he put it... Accessible even while running, the pack is the only reason Lax is still functioning in society at all.
If you see Lax "Slingback" Lackadaisical do not attempt to apprehend him on your own. Contact with the perpetual cloud surrounding Lax will cause a brief fit of Reefer Madness to overcome even stout individuals. Symptoms include: Dancing, Laughing uncontrollably, Crying uncontrollably, "Zoning out", and any number of other debilitating conditions.
Lax keeps the criminals he is with in good health, knowing some way to cure most anything, using plants. He keeps the most useful of which in his pack.
It may be difficult to identify Lax "Slingback" Lackadaisical do to the fog that surounds him. Even veteran sharpshooters have had trouble targeting "Slingback" through the haze.
Keep a watchful eye for Lax and his ilk, and remember, TELL YOUR CHILDREN!
Archetype: Reefer Madness
Hooks: Violent Moodswings, Crazy Eyes, Smoke Cloud.
Skills:
Great: Having That Thing
Good: Reefer Madness
Good: Homeopathic Healing
Good: Fog of War
Poor: Motivation
Rubbish: Memory
Lax was a good boy, brought up in a [insert appropriately fundamental religion here] school, living in a fine suburban neighborhood.
That was until the Devil's Lettuce Affected the poor boys mind. Now he wanders with his slingback backpack, with who knows what's in it!
His violent mood swings are the obvious symptoms of the criminal seed planted deep within the poor boy... Fits of jazz music and wild
rgies! Getting "Slingback" to do anything is a feat in itself, but worse than that, in the middle of whatever he is doing, he may forget! Lax can't even remember the last sentence, of his own paragraph...
Luckily for the seedy individuals he hangs around with, his trademark slingback backpack contains everything he may need, if he can just remember where he put it... Accessible even while running, the pack is the only reason Lax is still functioning in society at all.
If you see Lax "Slingback" Lackadaisical do not attempt to apprehend him on your own. Contact with the perpetual cloud surrounding Lax will cause a brief fit of Reefer Madness to overcome even stout individuals. Symptoms include: Dancing, Laughing uncontrollably, Crying uncontrollably, "Zoning out", and any number of other debilitating conditions.
Lax keeps the criminals he is with in good health, knowing some way to cure most anything, using plants. He keeps the most useful of which in his pack.
It may be difficult to identify Lax "Slingback" Lackadaisical do to the fog that surounds him. Even veteran sharpshooters have had trouble targeting "Slingback" through the haze.
Keep a watchful eye for Lax and his ilk, and remember, TELL YOUR CHILDREN!
