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    The Peanut Gallery

    This thread is for quoting great lines and otherwise commenting on adventures, by people who aren't actually part of them. Please keep the kibitzing here (took me three tries to spell that) to keep the adventure threads clean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emral
    wow this is a good cigar. I wonder why my clothes never catch on fire. Wait, people are talking again, better pay attention. Say something smart, fast.
    Bwa ha ha! It's like Deadpool and his little yellow boxes!

    Good question - why DON'T his clothes catch on fire, and why did he never wonder about this until now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Digger View Post
    He handed the spear to the fighter and joined in chanting at the fleeing dragon.

    "Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Come back fight stinky Cow-ard!"

    "Your mother was swamp lizard, your father stinked of elderberry"

    "Skinny, malinky, umber-ella feet"

    He turned at smiled again at Alex "How I do? Insults all right?"
    Haha, I think the elderberry insult was awesome! Just missing a French accent to really seal the deal.
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    I have a horrible urge to write an adventure called "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?"

    Better yet, somebody else write it so I can bring 7 Rabbit back from retirement the library.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeNotCharles View Post
    I have a horrible urge to write an adventure called "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?"

    Better yet, somebody else write it so I can bring 7 Rabbit back from retirement the library.
    HAHAHA! You actually wrote it! And you're actually using the title "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?", too!

    I'm avoiding the emails so that the surprise is preserved, since Tristan will probably be one of the aforementioned strikers, so I don't know what it entails ... but with a name like that, it should be pretty awesome
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    We'll be going down faster than ol' Rita from the docks for a nickel.... ewwwww...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Sessadore View Post
    HAHAHA! You actually wrote it! And you're actually using the title "Can Dextyr Keep All These Strikers Alive?", too!
    HAHA indeed! Currently there are 4 strikers and a Dextyr, can even he save them all? Although, I don't think Vixio will be adventuring with Blade...


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    Just had to quote these two. They make me laugh so much =D

    Quote Originally Posted by Farce View Post
    Unlike Kavac, who was having a much easier time, Vardaal was labouring in the intense cold of the night in the desert. The sweat that had accumulated under his fur now began to give him the chills. The bugbear's feat were like blocks of ice and he kept blowing in his hands to try and get some feeling back in them but Vardaal was not doing well and that much was obvious.

    "There not even pretty ladies in the night, this is no desserts at all. Next time someones says 'hey Vardaal you goes to land of ratberry pies and they gives you golds to bash people', I no listen" the bugbear grumbles as he focuses on putting one foot in front of the other as he slips down a sand dune and rolls down it. He lays still for a few moments before standing up, shaking the clinging sand from his body.


    ooc

    1d20+2=14, 1d20+2=3, 1d20+2=10 Well... I guess ol' Vardaal's down 2 surges
    I'm sure IC is just getting all those bad rolls out now so when combat starts, Vardaal can start criting
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    The boiling hot sun causes Torqua to become light headed, not even her cool bottle of wine helped. Trying to keep from blacking out, she makes chit-chat with her travelling companions. "So do you think Lord Losador liked me? Of course he did, who the 7 or 8 or how many there are hells wouldn't?" Torqua asks, sounding more than a little bit out there, her body swaying from side to side. "You know Myoko, it might be the wine or the fact my head feels like it's on fire, but you'd look cute if you put on some weight. More cushion for the....something." She adds, laughing to herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeNotCharles View Post
    Bwa ha ha! It's like Deadpool and his little yellow boxes!

    Good question - why DON'T his clothes catch on fire, and why did he never wonder about this until now?


    I just wanted to RP the focus on Charisma over Intelligence. Maybe he's more insightful now, or something, than when he was "smart". Like Spike, from Buffy.
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