The Peanut Gallery

H.M.Gimlord · Sep 26, 2009

OK guys. More peanuts from Tonk.

KenHood said:
"Hey, is flag of rude person who send monster for to keep me from poop a magic flag? If no is magic flag, I have use."

JoeNotCharles · Sep 28, 2009

KenHood said:
"Oooooooh! She is like the iron that is red hot! Maybe she like to marry and make the baby? You know, I-- Wait."

"Wait! Wait! Wait!"

"She have elf face?! How she have elf face and orc tusk?! Elf and orc can no make the baby!"

"..."

"Can they?"

Tonk strokes his chin, while giving Mikara a slow, appraising look...

I would just like to say that I wasn't even thinking about this when I added the half-elf/half-orc. I was just thinking, "Elven archer - too predictable, I'll make her a half-elf. Hell, she's dating a hobgoblin, why not make the other half orc!"

covaithe · Sep 28, 2009

I admit I wondered. Not that it matters; just as funny either way, if for different reasons.

H.M.Gimlord · Sep 29, 2009

JoeNotCharles said:
I would just like to say that I wasn't even thinking about this when I added the half-elf/half-orc...

Oh. Yeah. Suuuuuuuuure....

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KenHood · Sep 29, 2009

Mikara just needs to give in to the inevitable, meet Tonk's parents, and formalize the engagement.

H.M.Gimlord · Sep 29, 2009

"NOOOOOOOOOO

!"

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KenHood · Sep 29, 2009

I don't know. She's going to lose out on a nice little farm in the commune, a couple of cows, a few chickens, some pigs, dozens of half-orc, half-elf children...

Really, how could she resist?

H.M.Gimlord · Sep 29, 2009

OK. Now you've definitely lost the sale. Slash & burn domesticatoin!?

You're trying to entice a tree-hugging zealot by promising a human agrarian "paradise" :erm:

? Oh puleeze!

Mayday! Mayday! Crash! Burn! Roll!

renau1g · Sep 29, 2009

You could have a tree farm or something?

KenHood · Sep 30, 2009

H.M.Gimlord said:
OK. Now you've definitely lost the sale. Slash & burn domesticatoin!?

You're trying to entice a tree-hugging zealot by promising a human agrarian "paradise" ? Oh puleeze!

Pffft. Modern day tree-huggers would kill to live in an agrarian paradise. (Until they realize how much work is actually involved in it.) Besides, this is a primitive, pre-industrial society. They don't go for slash and burn domestication. It's more like frontier life, especially in the New People's Democratic Commune #2, which will be the name of Mikara's new home.

Speaking of names...

Since Tonk is an old-fashioned boy, Mikara will have to take his last name when they marry. Which means she'll just be Mikara, because Tonk doesn't have a last name.