The Peanut Gallery

H.M.Gimlord · Nov 16, 2009

Finally! A D&D player who actually knows statistics!

KenHood said:
... Also, since Tonk has to roll a 13 or higher to hit the creature, he only has a 40% chance of making a successful attack.

The monster, on the other hand, can hit Tonk on a 6 or better (75% chance).

CaBaNa · Nov 17, 2009

ScorpiusRisk said:
Oh no. . . he's the villain that pretends to be a hero. Bell eyed Veruzak very carefully and took two steps back from his uplifted arms. She had never noticed how horrifyingly gaunt he was before.

"That's not true. Shadar-kai are . . . bad guys." In a way though it all made sense. It could be possible. No. No I would know. . .

Thought this was hilarious! :devil:

Poor

Bell

, just found out darth vader is her father

TwoHeadsBarking · Nov 17, 2009

From Veruzak asking for a hug, I got more of an Austin Powers feel.

CaBaNa · Nov 18, 2009

Ha ha

TwoHeadsBarking · Nov 18, 2009

Wow cov. You are a mean, mean person.

covaithe · Nov 19, 2009

TwoHeadsBarking said:
Wow cov. You are a mean, mean person.

Who, me?

Dunamin · Nov 19, 2009

You know, that way-too-subtle finger-drumming sign of impatience was meant as:

"Hold up a moment, so we can hear what he has to say before we cut him up."

Punishment Patrol Budget: 450 XP
Elite 12: 1400 XP
Outcome: TPK Overkill

KenHood · Nov 19, 2009

Yeah...

Didn't understand that.

Thought it was impatience that Hacker hadn't attacked yet.

Dunamin · Nov 19, 2009

At least if he kills us and raises us as vampires, Woe might be able to collect his own bounty.

Lord Sessadore · Nov 19, 2009

H.M.Gimlord said:
Lord Sessadore said:

Well, 40 hp down. Only 102 to go til he's bloodied. We can do this guys - optimism!

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I almost woke the rest of the family up this morning laughing so hard.

The funny part (depending on your point of view) is that Tristan went from full hp to outright dead on the elemental's first turn.

I mean, I knew it was going to be bad. I just didn't think it'd be that bad.