The Peanut Gallery

H.M.Gimlord · Jun 28, 2009

KenHood said:
If you want to see something REALLY funny, read his character sheet. All the fluff is written in character, like someone was interviewing him.

Tonk

I definitely recommend it! Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe we are in the presence of greatness.

Hooks
"See? Look in pack! I have hooks. Many hooks. Also, have string. Good for to fish. You like to fish? We fish together! Okay?"

Hahahahahahahahaha!

weldon · Jul 1, 2009

The bit about Tonk and the elf not being able to have babies had me in stitches. Then I read this...

"But our love is forbidden love, like love of cat and dog or chocolate and mayonaise."

and laughed so hard I cried. Tonk is hilarious.

TwoHeadsBarking · Jul 1, 2009

Dextyr has also been getting some pretty good lines in there.

Moon_Goddess · Jul 1, 2009

I think at this point we need to just decide every word that comes out of Tonk belongs in this thread...

I'm jealous I'm not in that game.

JoeNotCharles · Jul 2, 2009

From the Temple of Lauto:

ukingsken said:
After several minutes you descend a long set of steps and come to a large ironbound door nearly 10 feet tall. This is the entrance to the Maoseleum.

That front on Tiananmen Square the same way Lenin's Tomb fronts on Red Square, right?

JoeNotCharles · Jul 3, 2009

From Fire and Ice:

Kalidrev said:
"You'll have to do better than that to take me down!"

Mal Malenkirk said:
-''Not much better, mind you.'' Hadrak mutters.

This made me giggle a lot.

dimsdale · Jul 4, 2009

JNC's striker adventure hasn't even started yet and yet they still have over 100 posts at the Temple. Wow!

No telling what's going to happen next. Should be fun to watch.

Phoenix8008 · Jul 6, 2009

From the Screamer newspaper said:
CORRECTION: Last week's obituary of Marglesplat Applethorpe is now in error. Mr. Applethorpe is no longer deceased. We regret any confusion.

This just made me burst with laughter. Only in a D&D world...

Kalidrev · Jul 10, 2009

From Fire and Ice:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kalidrev
"You'll have to do better than that to take me down!"

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mal Malenkirk
-''Not much better, mind you.'' Hadrak mutters.

This made me giggle a lot.

LOL! In Crags defense, he had just taken a 19 point crit and then took another 15 hp and still had 8 HP left over... not many can say THAT (in fact...is there anyone who had/has that many HP at 1st level?), so he was bragging that he was still functional after so much damage. Though I must admit... Mal's comment made me snicker a bit too!

H.M.Gimlord · Jul 11, 2009

More quotes from Tonk!

KenHood said:
"Okay, wait, wait. I have idea. You stay for to hide. I make bad guy come outside."

Tonk sneaks over to the chimney. (Move to M12.) He stands and smashes the stone and mortar with his mace, yelling, "Raaaaaaaar! I am crazy naked forest monster! I hate chimney with it smoke! It make me crazy! I smash chimney and set house on fire, then do crazy naked monster thing to people inside! It is horror! It is crazy! I build mountain of corpse and poop on it! That how crazy I is!"

What can I say. It only gets better.

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