Even Newer Tavern Thread: The Hanged Man

Goldhammer · Apr 8, 2010

"The Fat?" Torqua wonders. She looks at the flyer, then at her monsterous gut and then gives out a long, hearty laugh. "Oh I get it, you're some sort of personal trainer. Well, sorry to disappoint you, but given that my fat is my source of arcane might, I have no intrest in getting rid of this." She replies smuggly, patting her bloated belly.

"Besides, my heart should be singing in joy, for magic and the sweet honey that is victory and glory flow through it. All that 'fatty foods cause the heart to stop' is just some rubbish some wizards came up with, just like with that whole Smoking deal."

Walking Dad · Apr 8, 2010

Vimak Stonecarver (4th level Goliath Runepriest)

The warforged in the back remains silent. This did not seem... right.

Vimak looks around and sees the warforged in the back:

"This is not right. This isn't the one I had seen in my vision!"

Vimak sees the other goliaths: "You there! Where are you from?"

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Mal Malenkirk · Apr 8, 2010

Goldhammer said:
"All that 'fatty foods cause the heart to stop' is just some rubbish some wizards came up with, just like with that whole Smoking deal."
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-''Is your doom.'' says Ghorgor skeptically. ''Hope you never have to run from dragon!''

Vimak sees the other goliaths: "You there! Where are you from?"

-''From mountain. What is matter with stone brother? We all come from mountain. Or zoo of evil demon lord. But you no look like you escape from zoo.'' says Ghorgor, who looks like he escaped from a circus.

Goldhammer · Apr 9, 2010

Mal Malenkirk said:
-''Is your doom.'' says Ghorgor skeptically. ''Hope you never have to run from dragon!''

"The dragon should hope that it never runs into me. I heard they go great with lemon sauce." Torqua replies, giving off another obnoxious laugh. "I might not have abs of stone, but my method works quite well for me. Eat cakes, get magical powers. And with no downsides in sig-"

Suddenly the chair Torqua was sitting cracks and gives out, sending the fat sorceress crashing to floor.

"Well....how many other mages can say they can crush chairs without even thinking about it?" Torqua says, slightly embrassed as picks herself up off the floor.

Walking Dad · Apr 9, 2010

Vimak Stonecarver (4th level Goliath Runepriest)

"From which land? What was the language of your tribe?"
Vimak continues to ask the other goliath, his common betraying a slight dwarf accent.

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Farce · Apr 9, 2010

D'keth leans into to his sister, "Perhaps we should speak to the other humanoids that are in the tavern as well, we may need to travel with them and it would be tactically sound to understand their capabilities." the githyanki suggests

Mal Malenkirk · Apr 9, 2010

Walking Dad said:
Vimak Stonecarver (4th level Goliath Runepriest)

"From which land? What was the language of your tribe?"
Vimak continues to ask the other goliath, his common betraying a slight dwarf accent.
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Ghorgor appears puzzled by the question.

-''We have no land. We nomad! Our land was our camp. Now my land is my bedroll, as I travel own path. And I speak giant, like all stone brother. I start thinking you really do come from demon lord zoo!''

RickRoll · Apr 9, 2010

Farce said:
D'keth leans into to his sister, "Perhaps we should speak to the other humanoids that are in the tavern as well, we may need to travel with them and it would be tactically sound to understand their capabilities." the githyanki suggests

"Yes, perhaps we should brother. Strength in numbers and all that. Remember though, we stick close and do not trust others, they mad be agents of the foes of Ea." K’atzn’ii whispers back then stands up and movees towards the large group.

Mal Malenkirk said:
Ghorgor appears puzzled by the question.

-''We have no land. We nomad! Our land was our camp. Now my land is my bedroll, as I travel own path. And I speak giant, like all stone brother. I start thinking you really do come from demon lord zoo!''

"I overheard your words about your land being a camp, a nomadic tribe? My brother (gestures to D'keth) and I also lived in a camp a long time ago. What happened to your bretheren? Were the killed?" the female gith asks bluntly.

Farce · Apr 9, 2010

D'Keth comes up next to his sister, whispering to her "K’atzn’ii, you should not be so forward when discussing matters that may potentially upset others." he turns to the goliath, "Ah, I am sorry if she called upon hurtful memories, we have been through a lot in the last number of years. I am D'keth, it is a pleasure to meet you" the thin githyanki says, offering a hand in greeting.

pathfinderq1 · Apr 10, 2010

Goldhammer said:
"The dragon should hope that it never runs into me. I heard they go great with lemon sauce." Torqua replies, giving off another obnoxious laugh. "I might not have abs of stone, but my method works quite well for me. Eat cakes, get magical powers. And with no downsides in sig-"

Suddenly the chair Torqua was sitting cracks and gives out, sending the fat sorceress crashing to floor.

"Well....how many other mages can say they can crush chairs without even thinking about it?" Torqua says, slightly embrassed as picks herself up off the floor.

Johanna shook her head as the strange goliath wandered off. "Men... Even Goliath men, it seems, just don't get it. Maybe that too-small hat is squeezing shut his brain." She stood up and stepped around the table, offering one arm to help the sorceress get to her feet.