A Merc's Life [OOC 02]
Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
yea Leif, I done facebooked ya, so happy birthday dude!
Leif
Adventurer
Thanks, guys! Didn't go all the way with the candles -- just put one box-full and quit.
Maidhc O Casain
Na Bith Mo Riocht Tá!
Happy Birthday, my friend!
Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
Thanks, guys! Didn't go all the way with the candles -- just put one box-full and quit.
Yeah, if you use one candle per year, you can take all the raw ingredients, stick the candles in and light them. The heat generated will be able to cook the cake right then and there. Either that or you can sent the cake to Japan as a new nuclear reactor!
Leif
Adventurer
Muchas Gracias, Senor Pepe!
Scott DeWar
Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure
A Thought expirament
Creature summoned Advanced dire gorilla with a level of barbarian.
Dire Ape, advnced, barbarian 1 (Gigantopithecus) CR 4 XP XXX N Large animal
Init +4; Senses low-light vision, scent; Perception +1
Defense
AC 19, touch 15, flat-footed 15; (+4 Dex, +6 natural, –1 size)
hp 40 (5d8+20)
Fort +9, Ref +8, Will +6
Offense
Speed: 30 ft., climb 30 ft.
Melee: bite +9 (1d6+6), 2 claws +9 (1d4+6)
Space: 10 ft.; Reach 10 ft.
Special Attacks: rend (2 claws, 1d4+8)
Statistics+4 to all
Str 23, Dex 19, Con 20, Int 6, Wis 16, Cha 11
Base Atk +4; CMB +11; CMD 25
Feats: Iron Will, Skill Focus (Perception)
Skills: Acrobatics +10, Climb +20, Perception +12, Stealth +6, Linguistics +1 (Common)
Known to many scholars as the gigantopithecus, the dire ape is a much more dangerous and bestial creature than the relatively peaceful gorilla. An adult male dire ape stands 9 feet tall and weighs 1,200 pounds. The dire ape attacks anything that intrudes on its territory, including other dire apes not of its troop, and does not break off the attack until the trespasser is dead or runs off.
A dire ape makes no displays of toughness or warnings before it attacks—it simply leaps into action with little or no provocation, tearing at its opponents with claws and teeth. If a dire ape is stymied by a heavily armored foe, it attempts to grapple its foe, pin it to the ground, and rend it.
Creature summoned Advanced dire gorilla with a level of barbarian.
Dire Ape, advnced, barbarian 1 (Gigantopithecus) CR 4 XP XXX N Large animal
Init +4; Senses low-light vision, scent; Perception +1
Defense
AC 19, touch 15, flat-footed 15; (+4 Dex, +6 natural, –1 size)
hp 40 (5d8+20)
Fort +9, Ref +8, Will +6
Offense
Speed: 30 ft., climb 30 ft.
Melee: bite +9 (1d6+6), 2 claws +9 (1d4+6)
Space: 10 ft.; Reach 10 ft.
Special Attacks: rend (2 claws, 1d4+8)
Statistics+4 to all
Str 23, Dex 19, Con 20, Int 6, Wis 16, Cha 11
Base Atk +4; CMB +11; CMD 25
Feats: Iron Will, Skill Focus (Perception)
Skills: Acrobatics +10, Climb +20, Perception +12, Stealth +6, Linguistics +1 (Common)
Known to many scholars as the gigantopithecus, the dire ape is a much more dangerous and bestial creature than the relatively peaceful gorilla. An adult male dire ape stands 9 feet tall and weighs 1,200 pounds. The dire ape attacks anything that intrudes on its territory, including other dire apes not of its troop, and does not break off the attack until the trespasser is dead or runs off.
A dire ape makes no displays of toughness or warnings before it attacks—it simply leaps into action with little or no provocation, tearing at its opponents with claws and teeth. If a dire ape is stymied by a heavily armored foe, it attempts to grapple its foe, pin it to the ground, and rend it.
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Maidhc O Casain
Na Bith Mo Riocht Tá!
Summon Monster V (though it's not on the official list, of course, so I'd have to look at it again when we get a little closer to 9th level).
