The misbegotten waif thread a/k/a The Fray

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Dragonwriter

First Post

• Aug 26, 2010

• #91

Since you said "no talking," how about this?

*singing* "Kill da gno-ome, kill da gno-ome!"

To the tune of this:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxiv3CBMS4M]KILL THE WABBIT!!! Er... Gnome... Whatever.[/ame]

 

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renau1g

First Post

• Aug 26, 2010

• #92

Here's how we deal with gnomes

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KqjOGdOMtA&feature=related]YouTube - Demogorgon and the Gnome[/ame]

 

HolyMan

Thy wounds are healed!

• Aug 26, 2010

• #93

Or this classic...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UqFPujRZWo]YouTube - D&D 4th Edition: Tiefling & the Gnome[/ame]

HM

 

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Dragonwriter

First Post

• Aug 26, 2010

• #94

But... but... mine has music. And it's a total loophole on Leif's statement, while yours is just carrying out the action Leif said we cannot talk about. Well, tried to demand we not talk about it...

But seriously, how can you expect anyone to listen to your demands when you're a self-proclaimed gnome? Really imposing figure there at 3'/3'6".

Hmm.... Now I'm getting an idea to write a musical all about Gnomish Genocide... Oh, dear...

This is why I always try to have lots of distractions going on around me...

 

renau1g

First Post

• Aug 26, 2010

• #95

Hmmmm Gnomish Genocide? You should talk to [MENTION=60965]Iron Sky[/MENTION] I believe he has that in his homebrew world

 

Leif

Adventurer

• Aug 26, 2010

• #96

Interestingly, HM, I'm playing a Tiefling Avenger in renau1g's L4W game, so I guess I'm a Tiefling Gnome now! Watch it DW, you're on my list!

 

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Dragonwriter

First Post

• Aug 26, 2010

• #97

As a matter of fact, I just read through his SH over the last few days. However, I'm talking more like "Springtime for Hitler."

Ugh, the places my mind will wander...

*looks around*

Hey, get back here! Bad mind!

 

HolyMan

Thy wounds are healed!

• Aug 26, 2010

• #98

Leif said:

Interestingly, HM, I'm playing a Tiefling Avenger in renau1g's L4W game, so I guess I'm a Tiefling Gnome now!

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Wait wouldn't that make you a fiendish gnome? And Tieflings are half demon/half human what would a half demon/half gnome look like.

Aww.. those are such cute little horns.

EDIT: Hey I want a guess on that cartoon gnomes INT & WIS from everyone (I say 8 & 6) Do 4e gnomes get a minus to INT and WIS??? Sure looks like it.

HM

 

Leif

Adventurer

• Aug 26, 2010

• #99

Like all Gnomes, I just LUV me some springtime!

 

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Dragonwriter

First Post

• Aug 26, 2010

• #100

Leif said:

Watch it DW, you're on my list!

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List? I'm amazed you can reach a the shelves of paper at any office supply store.

Besides, I like being on "enemy lists" and similar things. Makes me feel like I've accomplished something.