The misbegotten waif thread a/k/a The Fray

Scott DeWar · Aug 25, 2010

*Rolls eyes* You mean you don't want to sell them a liquid hydrogen fuled unit?

renau1g · Aug 25, 2010

Hmmmm....as an evil DM I do have a need for cheap fire-breathing constructs, especially as those damn adventuring types keep poking their noses where they shouldn't.

You give a volume discount? I've got at least five sites that I've currently got on the go I could use these for.

Dragonwriter · Aug 25, 2010

You ask for a volume discount when ordering five? Please, renau1g, let's try to dream a bit bigger. I can already see them as hugely multi-functional, not just an adventurer-deterrent.

I mean, siege engine, anti-infantry, conversation-starter, gigantic mobile barbecue... The list goes on and on.

However, I'm a little strapped for cash... Can we go with a down payment for now? And after I've taken several major cities for ransom, I'll pay the rest off.

And then, Pinky... We shall rule the world!

*cough* *cough* ...Erm, sorry about that. Got a little carried away, there...

renau1g · Aug 25, 2010

No,no, you got it all wrong, I've got 5 places that need guarding, but I'm sure I can surely squeeze more than 1 in each place. Especially if they're customizable... *evil laugh*

HolyMan · Aug 25, 2010

"Gosh, Brain why would we want to do that? ZONK!!"

Huh sorry, :erm:

where am I??

HM

Dragonwriter · Aug 25, 2010

Ah, multiple pieces in a few places...

Well, if not dream bigger, be a bit more proactive.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a mage capable of animating them.

Relique du Madde · Aug 25, 2010

A mage?!?!? Why not pget you several tinker gnomes to build you a steam powered walking construct, then murder and raise them as the construct's undead team of pilots? We could call it, Voltron Force Gno!