The misbegotten waif thread a/k/a The Fray V2

Scott DeWar · Nov 14, 2010

I have a lot of fun picking on you Leif, you know that right?

BTW, My computer is back on line!

Leif · Nov 14, 2010

Scott DeWar said:
I have a lot of fun picking on you Leif, you know that right?

I WAS beginning to suspect as much, yes, and I must say that it's quite bold of you to flirt with danger like that, considering that I'm the DM in total control of one of your wizards.... :devil:

jackslate45 · Nov 14, 2010

when in doubt, rocks fall party dies?

Relique du Madde · Nov 14, 2010

You know, that makes me think.. How funny would it be to have the BBEG of a campaign just die of a heart attack during the middle of his "We shall face for the last time, the world will be mine and you will all die a pitiful death" speech? I know it would be anti-climatic, but it would be funny since the party would be terrified that it was some sort of rues

Or what if the characters were all outside traveling and then suddenly there was a bright flash in the sky supernova exploded causing them to become radiated to death. Hmm... you know that should be how every crappy campaign ends.

GandalfMithrandir · Nov 14, 2010

I did that in a short story once, the main villain, who was established to be a heavy smoker, choked to death in the last encounter with him.

Scott DeWar · Nov 14, 2010

Leif said:
I WAS beginning to suspect as much, yes, and I must say that it's quite bold of you to flirt with danger like that, considering that I'm the DM in total control of one of your wizards....

I was trying to wak you up, make sure you were still alive here!

HolyMan · Nov 14, 2010

Scott DeWar said:
I was trying to wak you up, make sure you were still alive here!

Was that an age refrence?? Now your picking on his age again?

Scott gnomes can live hundreds of years so let him sleep a little.

HM

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Dragonwriter · Nov 14, 2010

HolyMan said:
gnomes can live hundreds of years so let him sleep a little.

Well, I think Leif is nearing his expiration date, then.

Leif · Nov 15, 2010

Dragonwriter said:
Well, I think Leif is nearing his expiration date, then.

I'm like milk -- after my expiration date I miraculously transform into sour cream, maybe not the same, but tasty on potato chips, nevertheless!

jackslate45 · Nov 15, 2010

Leif said:
I'm like milk -- after my expiration date I miraculously transform into sour cream, maybe not the same, but tasty on potato chips, nevertheless!

i dont like sour cream, so into the garbage you go!