The misbegotten waif thread a/k/a The Fray V2

xigbar · Jun 8, 2011

Walking Dad said:
The citizens of York are still allowed to fire a longbow at Scots that are at night inside the town walls...

Damn Limeys.

HolyMan · Jun 8, 2011

I wonder how many citizens of York own a longbow?

HM

renau1g · Jun 8, 2011

All of them, just in case. You never know when the Scots will come back (or the English to America for that matter)

HolyMan · Jun 8, 2011

LOL if I lived in York I probably would own one too.

I wouldn't be breaking the law.

HM

Rhun · Jun 8, 2011

Walking Dad said:
The citizens of York are still allowed to fire a longbow at Scots that are at night inside the town walls...

I wish there were more laws like this.

Scott DeWar · Jun 9, 2011

from what i am to understand, this is a throwback from the days of William Wallace. I was told by a source that there is a law from 1350 something that the penalty of high treason is hanging.

I was also told that the EU laws supersede any and all laws on the book of a contradictory nature or something like that.

xigbar · Jun 9, 2011

On a side note, two speed freaks escaped the police today by sprinting completely across Canada....

renau1g · Jun 9, 2011

Our cops were probably too fat from eating too many Tim Horton's Donuts

HolyMan · Jun 9, 2011

So odd Canadian donuts look just like American ones...

MMMMMMmmmmmm.... Krumpies

HM

Relique du Madde · Jun 9, 2011

HolyMan said:
So odd Canadian donuts look just like American ones...

Were you expecting them to be covered in maple syrup, shaped like hockey pucks and be made of wood and canadian bacon?

Fun Fact: Canucks eat more donuts per capita then doughy Americans.