My mom bought a Border Collie puppy earlier this year. Her name is Madeline Celeste.
I'm thinking her name should have been Siva, Destroyer of Toys.
In September, she tore up a TuffToys stuffed squeaky shark in 4 hours. Tonight, in the same amount of time, she chewed a gap in the middle ring of a set of 3 interlocking 1/2" thick rubber rings.
Only her extreme cuteness is keeping her safe. Well, that, and the fact that MOST of her destructive impulses have been directed at relatively inexpensive things...though she DID annihilate a $400 sculpture of a dragon hand-carved from antler.
Did I mention she's cute?