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Bold or Stupid · May 8, 2011

I thought it was way stronger than the Thor hint at the end of Iron Man 2. In fact I really liked it, [sblock]Cosmic Cube!!![/sblock].

So will Nick Fury be appearing in Captain America?

Rhun · May 8, 2011

Scott DeWar said:
[MENTION=29098]Rhun[/MENTION]: pHieR mE!

I should try that with my dog...but he doesn't fit in the sink.

Rhun · May 8, 2011

megamania said:
Destroyed my lawn mower today.

I had to replace mine a couple years ago. And now the new one is having some issue where the front wheel lock keeps coming loose and the wheel flips around and digs into my lawn. It is giving me fits...everything I try to fix it lasts for a bit and then it starts doing it again. Grrr.

Relique du Madde · May 8, 2011

They need to get cracking on building hover lawn mowers.

Imagine the ability to effortlessly mow your lawn without worrying about getting your lawn mower's wheels stuck in the grass. Why? Because there won't be any wheels! That right your personal hover mower will be powered by a strongtium-9 fuzion power core that powers a military grade vtol turbine and consumer grade anti gravity unit that is guaranteed not to scoop up rocks and send these tiny projectiles of doom on a fatal trajectory, unless you want it.

With a handy dandy WrongCo conversion kit you to can use your own personalized crop circles in a neighboring wheat field. And that's not all! Using our patented technology, you can also turn your hover mowe into stealth death machine capable of swooping down on unsuspecting hooligans and beheading them.

What would you pay for such a marvel of SCIENCE! ? 999.99? 599.99? If you call now, you can obtain your own personal WrongCo hover mower for a one time price of 99.99! But don't hesitate because we will throw in the crop circle, the death machine conversion kits and this lovely grey t-shirt for free!

jonesy · May 8, 2011

As long as the hover lawn mowers won't try to.. take over the world!

The Horrible Night Of The Living Lawn Mowers From The Crypt Of Vengeance Next Door To The House On A Hillside Of Evil Grass.

Relique du Madde · May 8, 2011

Don't forget: Maximum Overdrive

Tinker Gnome · May 8, 2011

Nom nom nom

Rhun · May 9, 2011

Relique du Madde said:
What would you pay for such a marvel of SCIENCE! ? 999.99? 599.99? If you call now, you can obtain your own personal WrongCo hover mower for a one time price of 99.99! But don't hesitate because we will throw in the crop circle, the death machine conversion kits and this lovely grey t-shirt for free!

Sold!

Dog Moon · May 10, 2011

Ugh. I don't actually own a lawn mower yet. Soon, however...

megamania · May 10, 2011

Mowed the lawn for the first time this year.... ugh.

Last fall we had a new septic system put in and last Feb we had a state plow truck crash in the other section of our yard.

Wife told me she had raked and cleared all debris.

So I need to have her explain the 4x6 inch rock that destroyed the blades and shaft to the mower.... :rant: