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Relique du Madde

Adventurer

• Jan 19, 2012

• #851

You see that's the brilliance of voting perkele. Not only are you showing frustration, but if this were a Gaimanian Reality it would also cause the Perkele's return to his proper station as being the God of Thunder. An added bonus is the fact that a Scandinavian country electing a god of thunder as its president is a very metal concept.

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Dannyalcatraz

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• Jan 20, 2012

• #852

An added bonus is the fact that a Scandinavian country electing a god of thunder as its president is a very metal concept.

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He'd lose in the next election to the Trickster god and his cronies' dirty tricks.

 

Relique du Madde

Adventurer

• Jan 20, 2012

• #853

Yeah but the chaos and the partying that would occur during that one term in office would be all worth the insanity that would follow.

Think about it. Every debate and every issue being decided by the outcome of a bare knucked brawl, drinking contest, nuke swim, bear fights, and a feast.

Sure many will not be into the idea of taking a nude swim through the Hudson... but IT.WOULD.BE.AWESOME

 

Dannyalcatraz

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• Jan 20, 2012

• #854

Didn't certain states already go through that with Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

 

Relique du Madde

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• Jan 20, 2012

• #855

Not sure about with Minnesota ... but living in California was not like that. Sure, that describes Arnold's life to a t, but life in California was much more frustrating since he kept saying "we need da moneys for da parks and da skoolz" only for that money to vanish into a black hole.

Seriously, if Conan existed, Conan would have raided Arnold's house and claimed he was a servant of Thulsa Doom.

 

Dannyalcatraz

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• Jan 20, 2012

• #856

Seriously, if Conan existed, Conan would have raided Arnold's house and claimed he was a servant of Thulsa Doom.

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"You killed my state, boy!"

 

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Eponine

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• Jan 20, 2012

• #857

Relique du Madde said:

Hurry for innuedo! It is just like old times!


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Did you all not get any while I was away?

jonesy said:

No hurry. Just take your time and feel around. You'll get there eventually and it'll be so much better for the journey.

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Great advice. Suprisingly, not enough women know this.....much to my dismay.

Relique du Madde said:

'Guilty? No man.. we're all innocent here.. the lawyer [ screwed ] me."

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I am absolutely NOT innocent, pretty much in any way. I have been a bad, bad, BAD girl....

 

Dannyalcatraz

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• Jan 20, 2012

• #858

I am absolutely NOT innocent, pretty much in any way. I have been a bad, bad, BAD girl....

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...with big guns.

 

Relique du Madde

Adventurer

• Jan 20, 2012

• #859

Eponine said:

Did you all not get any while I was away?

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Using it becomes difficult when all you have are a bunch of neck beards staring at you.

I am absolutely NOT innocent, pretty much in any way. I have been a bad, bad, BAD girl....

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who was trained to kill or take prisoners.... in bed.

 

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Eponine

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• Jan 20, 2012

• #860

Dannyalcatraz said:

...with big guns.

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On occasion, yes...

Relique du Madde said:

Using it becomes difficult when all you have are a bunch of neck beards staring at you.

who was trained to kill or take prisoners.... in bed.

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Well, my quarry is much more useful to me alive..