Mark CMG
Creative Mountain Games
We haven’t had enough lighthearted threads around lately, and particularly haven’t had a filking thread for a long time. So, c’mon, you creative EN Worlders! Let’s make a little music while we make a little funny. Here’s one from me –
Sandbox 20 ™ - 3AM
He’s says it’s cold outside and he hands me a “Twenty”
I’m always saving against things like that
He said he’s rolling low every time he checks the weather
And it always seems like it’s raining
And I roll and I’m just not saving
And he says, “Players,
It’s 3AM with no encounters.”
Yeah, he says, “Players,
Well, I can’t help if I can’t roll above a twelve.”
This rain’s gonna wash away our adventure
He’s our only GM and, God, it’s better than nothing
And with his new homebrew world he believes that he’s got it all
He’s swears he worked out the weather based on similar climates
But it always seems like it’s raining
And he screams that he’s rolled it again
And he says, “Players,
It’s 3AM still no encounters.”
Yeah, he says, “Players,
Well, I can’t help if I can’t roll above a twelve.”
This rain’s gonna wash away our adventure
This GM believes a game is made up of all of the details
But his random weather chart’s been saying it’s just rain, and rain
And now we notice he’s been only rolling a d12
But the chart goes up to twenty!
And the GM, he says, “Players,
It’s 3AM and no encounters.”
Hell, yeah, and he says, “Players,
Well, I can work on some new charts with some snow for next time.”
But I’m leaving . . .
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Naa1HXeDQ]YouTube - Matchbox Twenty - 3AM (Video)[/ame]
Sandbox 20 ™ - 3AM
He’s says it’s cold outside and he hands me a “Twenty”
I’m always saving against things like that
He said he’s rolling low every time he checks the weather
And it always seems like it’s raining
And I roll and I’m just not saving
And he says, “Players,
It’s 3AM with no encounters.”
Yeah, he says, “Players,
Well, I can’t help if I can’t roll above a twelve.”
This rain’s gonna wash away our adventure
He’s our only GM and, God, it’s better than nothing
And with his new homebrew world he believes that he’s got it all
He’s swears he worked out the weather based on similar climates
But it always seems like it’s raining
And he screams that he’s rolled it again
And he says, “Players,
It’s 3AM still no encounters.”
Yeah, he says, “Players,
Well, I can’t help if I can’t roll above a twelve.”
This rain’s gonna wash away our adventure
This GM believes a game is made up of all of the details
But his random weather chart’s been saying it’s just rain, and rain
And now we notice he’s been only rolling a d12
But the chart goes up to twenty!
And the GM, he says, “Players,
It’s 3AM and no encounters.”
Hell, yeah, and he says, “Players,
Well, I can work on some new charts with some snow for next time.”
But I’m leaving . . .
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Naa1HXeDQ]YouTube - Matchbox Twenty - 3AM (Video)[/ame]