[ToH] Necromancer made a funny.


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blackshirt5

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I wanna track down my old DM Rick and get him to autograph the Orcus page off of the Creature Collection Site(He looks so much like that picture it's scary, plus his name is Rick Olkus).
 

Voneth

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Yes.

Wasn't there a Trident of Salad +3 (one for each tine), that was also called a Salad Fork?

Anybody from country who been frog hunting realizes this is a double inneuendo.
 



Fast Learner

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Low saves against fear = Chicken Salad

Added levels of bard = Tuna Salad

Add in a gelatinous cube template = Jello Salad

Those who put feathers in their hats = Macaroni Salad

...there's a million of 'em!
 

Fast Learner

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Revered ancestors = Pasta Salad

Live-in-the-present priests = Antipasto Salad

Triplets = Three Bean (Being) Salad

Insert politically-incorrect and insensitive joke here = Fruit Salad
 



Dave G

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Great Stuff!

Anybody ever play Castle Greyhawk? I never forget how hard I laughed when the PC's went into the room where there was a red slaad slowly putting on his pants, when he spoke to the characters in a bad Russian accent, I broke the whole table!!!

Gods I wish I still had that module, someone stole it from me and I've never seen it since...
 

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