Food Tacos: Satan's Snack Food!




+ Log in or register to post
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 17
  1. #1
    Registered User
    Ogremoch, Elemental Prince of Evil (Lvl 23)

    Dannyalcatraz's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Planet Alcatraz & D/FW
    Posts
    29,324

    Ignore Dannyalcatraz

    Tacos: Satan's Snack Food!

    The 30 Best Taco-Related Crimes Ever

    And you thought D&D was dangerous!
    IAAL...and an MBA. No, really!
    Metal School Founder; Campaign Ideas; my 3.X Databases: The Monk, The Martial Arcanist, Aquatic Ideas, The Psychonomicon

 

  • #2
    Where do you find this stuff? I'd think it was your job to uncover the oddities posted on the interwebs...

    As an aside, I had tacos for dinner last night. No crimes were involved.

  • #3
    Registered User
    Grandmaster of Flowers (Lvl 18)

    Relique du Madde's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Behind the Orange Curtain
    Posts
    11,752
    Blog Entries
    13
    I Defended The Walls!

    Ignore Relique du Madde
    It proves one thing I always believed.. people become ******** when they are hungry.

  • #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Relique du Madde View Post
    It proves one thing I always believed.. people become ******** when they are hungry.
    I go to Toxic Hell too often to make a You are what you eat joke out of that.

  • #5
    Registered User
    Enchanter (Lvl 12)

    Jack7's Avatar

    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Greenville, SC
    Posts
    1,988
    Blog Entries
    40

    Ignore Jack7
    I don't know much about what Satan prefers to eat but I do know that Taco Bell is the food of the gods...


    of Diarrhea and Dysentery!

    Nevertheless I worship there as often as I can. It's weird religion, I know, but somehow it always wants me wanting more. But if I ever see Satan there I'm gonna tell the gods on him.

  • #6
    Registered User
    Ogremoch, Elemental Prince of Evil (Lvl 23)

    Dannyalcatraz's Avatar

    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Planet Alcatraz & D/FW
    Posts
    29,324

    Ignore Dannyalcatraz
    Theory: "taco" is actually an acronym for To Aggravate Colon Overwhelmingly.
    IAAL...and an MBA. No, really!
    Metal School Founder; Campaign Ideas; my 3.X Databases: The Monk, The Martial Arcanist, Aquatic Ideas, The Psychonomicon

  • #7
    Registered User
    Grandfather of Assassins (Lvl 19)



    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    5,009
    Circvs Maximvs Forgotten Realms D&D

    Ignore El Mahdi
    Shouldn't it be Diablo's snack food.

  • #8
    Registered User
    Grandfather of Assassins (Lvl 19)



    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    5,009
    Circvs Maximvs Forgotten Realms D&D

    Ignore El Mahdi
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack7 View Post
    I don't know much about what Satan prefers to eat but I do know that Taco Bell is the food of the gods...

    of Diarrhea and Dysentery!
    And natural gas...





    Leak forces evacuation of Taco Bell in Sylvania - Toledo Blade

    PFVFD - Taco Bell gas leak

    UPDATED: Foothill Boulevard Reopens After Gas Leak Repair - Castro Valley, CA Patch

    Canton gas leak investigation underway | WTNH.com Connecticut


  • #9
    Registered User
    Grandmaster of Flowers (Lvl 18)

    Relique du Madde's Avatar

    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Behind the Orange Curtain
    Posts
    11,752
    Blog Entries
    13
    I Defended The Walls!

    Ignore Relique du Madde
    The Aztec gods are clever and vengeful. Look at all the things they done after their empire fell.
    - Tricked one of the big 3 religions to worship one of their godesses.
    - Manipulated events to create a feast and a day of sacrifice in honor of one of their sacred birds.
    - Managed to get the entire world to be addicted to eating/drinking their people's currency.
    - Managed to make owning a chihuahua trendy.

    -Sent via Tapatalk

  • #10
    Registered User
    Grandfather of Assassins (Lvl 19)



    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    5,009
    Circvs Maximvs Forgotten Realms D&D

    Ignore El Mahdi
    My favorites from that article are 6, 13, and 23.

    A drunken pregnant La Crosse woman is accused of trying to rob a south side (Taco John's) for drug money late Tuesday but failed when her weapon became jammed in her shorts.
    Obviously she should have had the taco before attempting the robbery. Then she'd have had no fear of anything jamming in her shorts...


    CORPUS CHRISTI - Two 22-year old women were arrested Tuesday morning after their car struck a convenience store and one of them was found with drugs. After striking the store, one woman threw tacos from the car.
    It's the Texas version of The Godfather. Keep the drugs and throw the Tacos...


    And lastly:

    Vancouver, Washington woman in court for trying to sell baby at Taco Bell.
    So, Taco Bell does have limits to what they'll put in their taco meat...
    Last edited by El Mahdi; Saturday, 14th January, 2012 at 11:14 PM.

  • + Log in or register to post
    Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast

    Similar Threads

    1. Tacos
      By Kobold Boots in forum D&D and Pathfinder
      Replies: 16
      Last Post: Tuesday, 2nd November, 2010, 03:58 AM
    2. Tacos
      By Festivus in forum Miscellaneous Geek Talk & Media Lounge
      Replies: 38
      Last Post: Monday, 1st November, 2010, 02:19 AM
    3. Pet Food Company Recalls Dog and Cat Food
      By Darth K'Trava in forum Miscellaneous Geek Talk & Media Lounge
      Replies: 24
      Last Post: Thursday, 16th April, 2009, 05:44 PM
    4. Think I had some bad tacos last night...
      By reveal in forum Miscellaneous Geek Talk & Media Lounge
      Replies: 6
      Last Post: Saturday, 19th November, 2005, 04:23 PM
    5. What Do You Like on Your Tacos?
      By Queen_Dopplepopolis in forum Miscellaneous Geek Talk & Media Lounge
      Replies: 198
      Last Post: Sunday, 18th September, 2005, 02:18 PM

    Posting Permissions

    • You may not post new threads
    • You may not post replies
    • You may not post attachments
    • You may not edit your posts
    •