Tacos: Satan's Snack Food!

Dannyalcatraz · Jan 11, 2012

The 30 Best Taco-Related Crimes Ever

And you thought D&D was dangerous!

BriarMonkey · Jan 11, 2012

Where do you find this stuff? I'd think it was your job to uncover the oddities posted on the interwebs...

As an aside, I had tacos for dinner last night. No crimes were involved.

Relique du Madde · Jan 14, 2012

It proves one thing I always believed.. people become ******** when they are hungry.

frankthedm · Jan 14, 2012

Relique du Madde said:
It proves one thing I always believed.. people become ******** when they are hungry.

I go to Toxic Hell too often to make a You are what you eat joke out of that.

Jack7 · Jan 14, 2012

I don't know much about what Satan prefers to eat but I do know that Taco Bell is the food of the gods...

of Diarrhea and Dysentery!

Nevertheless I worship there as often as I can. It's weird religion, I know, but somehow it always wants me wanting more. But if I ever see Satan there I'm gonna tell the gods on him.

Dannyalcatraz · Jan 14, 2012

Theory: "taco" is actually an acronym for To Aggravate Colon Overwhelmingly.

El Mahdi · Jan 14, 2012

Shouldn't it be Diablo's snack food.

El Mahdi · Jan 14, 2012

Jack7 said:
I don't know much about what Satan prefers to eat but I do know that Taco Bell is the food of the gods...

of Diarrhea and Dysentery!

And natural gas...

Leak forces evacuation of Taco Bell in Sylvania - Toledo Blade

PFVFD - Taco Bell gas leak

UPDATED: Foothill Boulevard Reopens After Gas Leak Repair - Castro Valley, CA Patch

Canton gas leak investigation underway | WTNH.com Connecticut

Relique du Madde · Jan 14, 2012

The Aztec gods are clever and vengeful. Look at all the things they done after their empire fell.
- Tricked one of the big 3 religions to worship one of their godesses.
- Manipulated events to create a feast and a day of sacrifice in honor of one of their sacred birds.
- Managed to get the entire world to be addicted to eating/drinking their people's currency.
- Managed to make owning a chihuahua trendy.

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El Mahdi · Jan 14, 2012

My favorites from that article are 6, 13, and 23.

A drunken pregnant La Crosse woman is accused of trying to rob a south side (Taco John's) for drug money late Tuesday but failed when her weapon became jammed in her shorts.

Obviously she should have had the taco before attempting the robbery. Then she'd have had no fear of anything jamming in her shorts...

CORPUS CHRISTI - Two 22-year old women were arrested Tuesday morning after their car struck a convenience store and one of them was found with drugs. After striking the store, one woman threw tacos from the car.

It's the Texas version of The Godfather. Keep the drugs and throw the Tacos...

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