111 Reasons to Prefer Kirk

El Mahdi

El Mahdi

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Yeah, but Kirk will probably still make out better. You'll end up with Carol Marcus's homely roomate, or the Orion slave girl with one leg shorter than the other, or hooked up on a blind double date with one of Spock's distant cousins...a half-Vulcan, half-Horta - and trust me, even being part silicon based, she doesn't rock!;)
 

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Dannyalcatraz

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Kirk will probably still make out better. You'll end up with Carol Marcus's homely roomate, or the Orion slave girl with one leg shorter than the other
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I'll take the asymmetrical Orion- at least if she pulls a knife on me, I can get away while she runs in circles.

half-Vulcan,
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Half-Vulcan, check it and see
Got a temp of 103
C'mon baby
Why won't you laugh?
'Cause I'm half-Vulcan, Half-Vulcan.

half-Horta
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I'm a never Horta dat- wotsa she like?
 
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Dannyalcatraz

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I hadda a Chico Marx alonga time- itsa birth Marx. But don'ta stare- atsa rude.

Besides, itsa not onna dat Chico.
 
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