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    Who would Your Monster Eat.. ?

    Okay, this here is a game. You name a Monster, who he would eat (for breakfast, lunch, or dinner), and then who he would crap out again. I'll go first.

    I choose Grendel.

    See now, Grendel would eat the Wolfman for breakfast and then crap out 2 Kobolds and a Water Naga. He'd also probably cough up a small Timber Wolf or maybe a dwarf-sized Rakshasha because Wolfman fur is hard to digest.

    Alrighty, your turn...

 

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    Sorry, just thought of another.

    The Thing would eat the Marvel Zombies for Sunday Brunch and crap out Shaggy, P. Diddy, Weird Al, and a whole mess of Scooby Snacks. But not necessarily in that order.
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    um. ok....


    Chuck Norris would eat Wheaties for breakfast and crap out Chuck Norris. His bowels are just that powerful.

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    Janx, I have often heard it said, and in more than one corner of the world, that in primordial ages the bowels of Chuck Norris created Time itself, and that Time is the Monster that eats all other monsters.

    Therefore you make perfect sense my friend.

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