Destroying the Zombies with Awesomeness
Y'know, I bet some of those newfangled sonic weapons turned on full would do a fine job of scrambling zombie brains to useless custard, destroying them like War of the Worlds death rays...
How about mounting a wood chipper to the front of a truck. Put a cattle catcher on it like old steam trains and scoop em' up.
Well, aside form how the thing on the front of a train is designed to push things out of the way, not catch them and funnel them in...
A typical wood chipper's good for one zombie at a time, and you have a horde to deal with.
Want to take a horde out all at once? Try an airport. Lots of fenced-in open space into which you can lure zombies, and lots of aviation fuel to use as an accelerant for the BBQ. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Relique du Madde
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I say its better to make several walls of horizontal solar powered* turbines mounted on pneumatic or hydrolic cylinder set so that the blade reach a height of 6 ft, 5 ft 4ft, and 3 ft. That way the only zombies you have to worry about are crawlers, dwarves and small children.
* If you are afraid of the turbines loosing power during the night you could always trap some zombies in a special reinforced treadmill cage thats surrounded by an acidic moat.
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* If you are afraid of the turbines loosing power during the night you could always trap some zombies in a special reinforced treadmill cage thats surrounded by an acidic moat.
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Y'all need to watch the B-Grade movie: IMDb - Boy Eats Girl (2005)
Shot in Britain or Ireland where hedges are a big thing so there's a scene where the chick gets into a hedge trimming machine that is connected to a tractor. Basically the hedge-trimmer is a massive spindle of blades that hangs from the tractor mount so that you can ride next to a hedge and cut it very flat and even. Now imagine someone swinging it from side to side as it mows through a zombie horde
Actually, now that I think about it, something even better would be one of those wheat harvesting machines with the massive horizontal spindles that whir scythe-like blades around and spit the wheat back into a bin. Take the bin off and you have your fertiliser for the year!
Shot in Britain or Ireland where hedges are a big thing so there's a scene where the chick gets into a hedge trimming machine that is connected to a tractor. Basically the hedge-trimmer is a massive spindle of blades that hangs from the tractor mount so that you can ride next to a hedge and cut it very flat and even. Now imagine someone swinging it from side to side as it mows through a zombie horde
Actually, now that I think about it, something even better would be one of those wheat harvesting machines with the massive horizontal spindles that whir scythe-like blades around and spit the wheat back into a bin. Take the bin off and you have your fertiliser for the year!
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I think they call that a combine...
Relique du Madde
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The problem with that combine is the potential of airborn zombie chunks infecting anyone nearby since instead of just destroying the xombie's head it would tear appart its entire body.
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