CERAMIC DM March 2012

Deuce Traveler · Mar 27, 2012

Or better yet, throw a club in between the two of you and we'll take the last man standing.

maxfieldjadenfox · Mar 27, 2012

Deuce Traveler said:
Or better yet, throw a club in between the two of you and we'll take the last man standing.

I love this idea, because it is clear to me that UslessTriviaMan is a gentleman, and would never dream of having an "altercation" with a lady, so I win by default... Ya'll forget - I'm not a boy, I just play one in 3.5.

And if I'm wrong about UslessTriviaMan's chivalrous nature, keep in mind that I am a Sicilian girl.

Deuce Traveler · Mar 27, 2012

But it's our entertainment we are really after. We get to watch a Sicilian girl beat on UselessTriviaMan with a broken off table leg. Pass the popcorn and beer.

Gulla · Mar 27, 2012

Why would the Sicilian girl use the broken off table leg? If he doesn't succumb to her gaze attack she could always use her knife? (It's like a natural weapon for Sicilian girls, so she would always have one

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UselessTriviaMan · Mar 27, 2012

maxfieldjadenfox said:
And if I'm wrong about UselessTriviaMan's chivalrous nature, keep in mind that I am a Sicilian girl.

I know far better than to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line...

Hellefire · Mar 27, 2012

UselessTriviaMan said:
I know far better than to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line...

*ring* *ring* ... Hello! This is Death!

maxfieldjadenfox · Mar 27, 2012

UselessTriviaMan said:
I know far better than to go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line...

IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!

(There was poison in this conversation somewhere, wasn't there? And yes, Gulla, I have better than a knife, I have an athame!)