Theo R Cwithin
I cast "Baconstorm!"
I have it on good authority-- a certain Dr. Ann O. Nymoussource*-- that it was a poor attempt to cover up a cloning experiment gone awry. I can't say too much, but it involves the Piltdown Man and a well-known the tinfoil commodity trader.Huh...
Wonder why the other thread was locked... Very curious...
Trust no one.
Especially not ENWorld mods.
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* I believe she's Greek.