Fine then, go to the Jami-Bee on Nettleton at Airport Road. I'm sure you can find a wide array of hoes there.
I said roach motel not hoe motel.
Ummmm ... WAITJUSTADAMNMINUTE!
Umm, no. If you could have made it on the weekend or even today, we could have done it. (Except that we weren't home this weekend, we were moving oldest daughter, Jessica, 22, to Urbana-Champaign, IL for graduate school in art.) Tomorrow, the girls (Ashlee, 16, and Mikah, 12) will be back. That's an unnecessary complication in many, many ways.