Ice T records D&D audio book

trappedslider · Feb 6, 2014

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/02/ice-t-records-dungeons-dragons-audiobook.html .....wow....

Dioltach · Feb 6, 2014

I'd love to hear it when it's done.
Also: how many "gangsta Ice Mages" are going to spring up in roleplaying groups now? Cue new names for spells: Magic Missile becomes "Bust a cap, yo", Summon Monster becomes "Call my homies".

Dannyalcatraz · Feb 6, 2014

Ten years ago
I used to listen to gamers roar
Talkin' bout the way
They rocked the dice at the game store
I liked how that stuff was goin' down
With my own crowd
So I tried out game styles
Somethin' like them, my boys said,
"That ain't you Ice, That stuff sounds like them."

So I sat back, thought up a new track
Hella fantasized, kicked obscure facts.
Game designers got scared
Cause they was unprepaired
who would tell it how it really was?
Who dared?
A Chessex-chucker from the West Coast
L.A. South Central fool
Where the Orcs and the Dwarves play
When I wrote about pixies
It didn't fit
d6 in the mornin'
That was the real hit

O.G.: Original Gamer
O.G.: Original Gamer

trappedslider · Feb 6, 2014

Maybe Vin diesel can offer to run him a game session or two....

Dannyalcatraz · Feb 6, 2014

trappedslider said:
Maybe Vin diesel can offer to run him a game session or two....

You know there's a risk that might turn out a bit like the Key & Peele "Dungeons & Dragons" skit...

trappedslider · Feb 6, 2014

Dannyalcatraz said:
You know there's a risk that might turn out a bit like the Key & Peele "Dungeons & Dragons" skit...

As I don't watch the show I have no reference for it as to how to connect to to my statement...All I know is that Vin is really really into D&D and RPGs in general.

Dannyalcatraz · Feb 6, 2014

Do a search- the skit is watchable online but contains adult language.

Zombie_Babies · Feb 6, 2014

Dioltach said:
I'd love to hear it when it's done.
Also: how many "gangsta Ice Mages" are going to spring up in roleplaying groups now? Cue new names for spells: Magic Missile becomes "Bust a cap, yo", Summon Monster becomes "Call my homies".

Umm ... that's really not cool. At all.