What futuristic job would you be willing to do?

Hand of Evil

Hero

Epic

• Feb 24, 2014

• #21

The guy people call to tell them to re-boot their robots.

Just power it off, count to 30 and power it back on. If it still tries to kill you, we will schedule a site visit.

Then other jobs:

• Space Hauler
• Galactic Pirate
• Time Lord

 

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Dannyalcatraz

Schmoderator

Staff member

Supporter

• Feb 24, 2014

• #22

Hand of Evil said:

The guy people call to tell them to re-boot their robots.

Just power it off, count to 30 and power it back on. If it still tries to kill you, we will schedule a site visit.

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"DAMMIT!!! It keeps shooting the plasma rifle at anything that moves while saying 'Press any key to reboot'- where is the *********** 'Any' key? All I see is numbers!"

 

WayneLigon

Adventurer

• Feb 24, 2014

• #23

Man in the Funny Hat said:

Tramp freighter captain with a small, diverse, and loyal crew. Captain Tightpants. Go places, meet people, get in adventures. Like Caine in Kung-Fu.

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This, or scout service dude. Be the 'first in' guy, the first to set foot on a new world, the first person to visit a star system, etc.
Baby Designer: present people with optimal packages of genetically biased traits, and physical qualities, making sure that the parents genetic code won't produce something they don't want or expect.
Retrofitter: redesign and sculpt past memories for people who want to forget traumatic events, or change their current personality.
Memetic Assassin: Hunt down and eliminate or change dangerous cultural event horizons
Reclamation Expert: revert previously settled areas to a managed pre-industrial state

 

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Klirshon

First Post

• Feb 24, 2014

• #24

AI Emancipator

 

Scott DeWar

Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure

• Feb 24, 2014

• #25

Hand of Evil said:

The guy people call to tell them to re-boot their robots.

Just power it off, count to 30 and power it back on. If it still tries to kill you, we will schedule a site visit.

Then other jobs:

• Space Hauler
• Galactic Pirate
• Time Lord

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hey, space pirate! . . . . .
"Arrgh Laddie, I be takin yer ferward plate ionizing initializer fer me own purposes, I thank ye kindly."

Dannyalcatraz said:

"DAMMIT!!! It keeps shooting the plasma rifle at anything that moves while saying 'Press any key to reboot'- where is the *********** 'Any' key? All I see is numbers!"

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The 'any' key is connected to a "somebody else's problem drive", in which to bypass it you need to close your eyes and press toward the keypad.

 

Kramodlog

Naked and living in a barrel

• Feb 24, 2014

• #26

Klirshon said:

AI Emancipator

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Scott DeWar

Prof. Emeritus-Supernatural Events/Countermeasure

• Feb 25, 2014

• #27

Viva le robolution'!

oui!!

 

Kramodlog

Naked and living in a barrel

• Feb 25, 2014

• #28

I prefere this one.

 

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EscherEnigma

Adventurer

• Feb 25, 2014

• #29

Klirshon said:

AI Emancipator

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I may have to talk you out of that. At $1000 an hour.

 

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EscherEnigma

Adventurer

• Feb 25, 2014

• #30

WayneLigon said:

Baby Designer: present people with optimal packages of genetically biased traits, and physical qualities, making sure that the parents genetic code won't produce something they don't want or expect.

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Dammit, which Heinlein book was that? I want to say Beyond this Horizon but it's been so long since I Heinlein binged...