D&D 5E Lost Mine of Phandelver (pretty much the worst adventure title in the history of D&D)

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Angrygodofmilk

First Post

• Jul 6, 2014

• #1

"Lost Mine of Phandelver" is a horrible, HORRIBLE name for an adventure.

Literally any other name would have been better.

"The Lost Mine of Shadow Puppies"
"The Lost Mine of the Mating Flumphs"
"The Lost Mine"

Ugg. Rich Baker needed more 'no' men and women in his life when he came up with this title.

 

Last edited: Jul 6, 2014

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Grazzt

Demon Lord

• Jul 6, 2014

• #2

Title generator...

http://hillcantons.blogspot.com/2011/09/old-school-module-name-generator.html

 

caudor

Adventurer

• Jul 6, 2014

• #3

How about: Search for the Unknown Treasure

 

Abstruse

Legend

• Jul 6, 2014

• #4

Something tells me that wasn't Richard's choice, considering his most famous campaign series had the awesomestastic title of "Red Hand of Doom".

Seriously, name me a more awesome title than that, I dare you!

 

Grazzt

Demon Lord

• Jul 6, 2014

• #5

Abstruse said:

Something tells me that wasn't Richard's choice, considering his most famous campaign series had the awesomestastic title of "Red Hand of Doom".

Seriously, name me a more awesome title than that, I dare you!

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Against the Cult of the Reptile God

 

Abstruse

Legend

• Jul 6, 2014

• #6

Grazzt said:

Against the Cult of the Reptile God

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Close, but I'm still going with Red Hand of Doom. It feels like it should be preceded with "Indiana Jones and..." That immediately makes it more awesome.

 

caudor

Adventurer

• Jul 6, 2014

• #7

TSR Jam didn't do anything for me.

 

Emirikol

Adventurer

• Jul 6, 2014

• #8

Is it supposed to be:

Fan
Delver

Doesn't this seem kind of deliberate?

 

Sonofapreacherman

Explorer

• Jul 6, 2014

• #9

Abstruse said:

Close, but I'm still going with Red Hand of Doom. It feels like it should be preceded with "Indiana Jones and..." That immediately makes it more awesome.

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No, I'm going with 'Against the Cult of the Reptile God'. That is full of so much win.

Red Hand of Doom feels ripped off from Indiana Jones, but not enough to hide that fact.

 

Raith5

Adventurer

• Jul 6, 2014

• #10

Grazzt said:

Title generator...

http://hillcantons.blogspot.com/2011/09/old-school-module-name-generator.html

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Cool link.

Now I am going to have to create an adventure called: "Isle of the Wombat Mage"