[FENG SHUI] The Legacy of Atlantis - updated 2/24

Rybaer

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***Gracious nod up front to Dr. Midnight, whose fantastic Six in the Barrel story writeups inspired me to dust off my old Feng Shui book and put together a one-shot scenario for my regular D&D group.***


The Legacy of Atlantis – a Feng Shui adventure


This story utilizes the Feng Shui RPG system, but deviates from the default setting to a more generic Americanized action-movie world. The story is set in the metropolis of Central City, in late January. The city is gearing up to host its first ever Super Bowl at the state-of-the-art TheOnion.com Bowl stadium.


The cast:

Stu Nodd – secret agent for the CSIS (Canadian Security and Intelligence Service). After disgracing his family name when he couldn’t hack it as a hockey player or lumberjack, Stu found that his non-descript good looks, knack for details, and ability to lie with a straight face led him to a cushy life in international espionage.

“John” – brainwashed at a young age by a black CIA assassination program, he eventually turned on and killed his own handler when his conscience couldn’t take the collateral damage from his assignments. Worked for the Peoria, IL, mafia for a bit before wiping them out in disgust as well. Now works as a freelance killer, only taking jobs that satisfy his own ethical standards.

Long Duc Dong – the creator and figurehead for the latest line of martial arts aerobics videos, Fung Ku, where he stylizes himself as the Fung-King Leader of the Dojo. His agent and producer, Miss Gatz, is relentless in promoting Dong and she has quickly gathered a stable of C-list celebrity and washed-up athlete clients to pitch Fung Ku in a series of infomercials.

Maxwell H. Coffee – a 24-year-old ordinary guy who has already held 276 menial jobs in his industrious career. He’s never lost a job through incompetence, but rather he always loses them in strange series of events (fire, flood, foreclosure, roach infestation, employer jailed for tax fraud, etc.). Fortunately, his uncanny good luck always lands him yet another menial job within days or hours.



Action-packed goodness to come!
 
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Rybaer

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PROLOGUE

MAX’S BACHELOR APARTMENT

Sunlight struggles through broken gaps in the closed blinds, hesitantly illuminating an assortment of empty pizza boxes, beer cans, and quick-mart name tags. A phone rings. Max groans as he wakes up, his hand reaching over the arm of the circa-1970’s couch he’s been sleeping on and gropes for the receiver.

MAX
Yeah? Hullo?

VOICE (perky, female)
Hello! Is this Mr. Coffee? Mr. Maxwell Coffee?

MAX
Uh, yeah.

Max looks at his watch. 10:35am. Way too early for him to be fully conscious.

VOICE
I want to be the first to congratulate you sir. You’re the winner of the Bisquick Superbowl contest! We’ll be sending you and a guest to the Superbowl in Central City. We’re putting you up in the Four Seasons hotel and we’ll be shuttling you around in a private limo to all sorts of exciting events. You’ll even get to be the judge at the national Bisquick Bake-off the day before the big game!

MAX
Erm, great. Yeah. Good.

VOICE
Let me just verify the correct spelling of your name and address and we’ll send you all the details.


ONE WEEK LATER, MAX’S APARTMENT

A letter arrives for Max by certified mail. Much to his surprise, it appears to be plane tickets and an itinerary for his trip to the Superbowl, courtesy of Bisquick. He shrugs, somewhat surprised that it wasn’t a joke or a dream after all. He calls his boss to ask for the weekend off from his latest night job at the quick-mart. When his boss declines, Max quits. He’s quit a job in order to make a dentist appointment before; doing so for a free trip to the Superbowl doesn’t even register as noteworthy.



CSIS HEADQUARTERS, OTTAWA, CANADA

Chief Ronald Gee looks up from the tidy pile of paperwork on his desk as agent Stu Nodd enters. A large Canadian flag adorns the wall behind the chief and a stuffed moose head dominates the opposite wall. Heavy snow can be seen falling outside.

CHIEF
Agent Nodd, come in.

STU
You wanted something, sir?

CHIEF
Yeah, yeah. I wanted to congratulate you on busting up that ring of Russian hockey stick smugglers. Good bit of work, eh?

STU
Thank you, sir. It’s always a pleasure to serve Queen and country.

CHIEF
As a reward, your next assignment will be a pretty cushy one. We’re sending you to a party in Central City, put on by one Bernard Strong.

STU
Ah, the multi-millionaire American businessman. He’s got interests in areas of finance, security services, fast food, and wicker home furnishings. Also has a passion for archaeology. I believe he is financing his own digs in the recently discovered Atlantis.

CHIEF
Very good. He’s throwing a party the night before the Superbowl, supposedly unveiling some big Atlantean artifact he found during a recent dig. No media allowed and he hasn’t released any pictures of the item in question. Some folks at the Canadian Archaeology Institute are keen on getting to see the item, so we’re sending you in to take some discreet photos. They think it’s the Atlantean equivalent of the Holy Grail or some such nonsense.

STU
That’s all? Sounds pretty easy.

CHIEF
Yup. Like I said, it’s a cushy assignment. We’ll even get you tickets to the big game, if you want.

Stu rolls his eyes, but then recalls that Celine Dion is supposedly singing before the game. At least he won’t be the only Canadian in attendance.


CENTRAL CITY EXPRESSWAY, MID-AFTERNOON

A gleaming black H2 is slaloming through traffic with reckless abandon, as if the driver is perfectly confident in how much larger his ride is than anything else on the road. 1000 watts are pumping through the bass, sharing the experience with the neighborhood. Long Duc Dong, replete with form-fitting clothes and gold-capped teeth, sees the red blinking light on the dash indicating he has an incoming call. He punches a button and the stereo cuts over from music to phone.

DONG
Fung King here! Go!

MISS GATZ (1000 watts of smooth, authoritative female voice)
Dong, I’ve set up an engagement for you this Saturday night.

DONG
Hey Miss G! Right-o. Talk to me.

MISS GATZ
A guy by the name of Strong is throwing an exclusive party downtown. He’s wealthy, but an unknown and we could care less about him. However, I have it on good authority that John Ritter will be in attendance.

DONG
Three’s da Company! Dude sure had a sweet gig there, Miss G. We gonna show him the Fung Ku way?

MISS GATZ
Hopefully. His stock is rising with that new show. I think he could resonate well in the 17-40 demographic. He’s showing a noticeable paunch, so I’m seeing potential for a good before and after angle with him. I’m sending Jill with you.

DONG
‘cha think I should show up with two trainers instead? You know, the girl, girl, guy angle?

MISS GATZ
No, I think just Jill will be fine.

DONG
You’re the boss, boss. Fung King out!


UPSCALE CONDO, CENTRAL CITY

John is sitting at a glass table covered with a large, lint-free cloth. Spread before him are half a dozen guns, each stripped down. He is engaged in his daily ritual of stripping, cleaning, and oiling the tools of his trade. The phone rings and he gently sets down the red anodized IMI Desert Eagle .50 he was reassembling, his most trusted partner. Wiping oil off his fingers, he crossed the room and answers the phone.

JOHN
Hello?

VOICE (pleasant female)
Hey, is this John?

JOHN
Yes.

VOICE
Hiya. This is Vixen. We met at the Rusty Spoon last week.

JOHN
Absolutely, I remember. Glad you called.

VIXEN
Say, I know we didn’t talk much or anything, but I was kinda looking for someone to go to this party with me Saturday night. It’s a high society affair and I’m not sure that any of my other friends from the University would be able to blend in at something like that.

JOHN
And you’d like someone along who’ll blend and who you can use as an excuse to leave early.

VIXEN
Well, yeah. Something like that. How’d you guess?

JOHN
You don’t seem like the upscale crowd type. It’s cool. I’d be happy to go with you and be there to bail you out. Don’t have anything else going on that night.

VIXEN
Great. I really appreciate this. Oh, and could you pick me up? My car is in the shop.

JOHN
(Scrutinizing the interior of a shotgun barrel) Not a problem, I’ll just need your address.
 
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While I realize the entire point of Feng Shui is over the top caricatures of actual people and concepts, I still consider it worth pointing out:

CSIS HEADQUARTERS, OTTOWA, CANADA

That's OTTAWA. I'd say it spells like it sounds, but I'm guessing you may have heard it slurred in a way that implied an "O" in the first place. All that Canadian beer whilst watching hockey and eating Tim Horton's donuts can tend to impact effective enunciation.

It pays sometimes to have a geography teacher for a father during my formative years. I'll still need someone else to enlighten me why Dion *and* Shania Twain (two nominally Canadian singers, if you don't look too closely at their current addresses) ended up being booked at the real Superbowl. Truth is stranger than Feng Shui?
 

Rybaer

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Dr Midnight said:
Here's hoping you can actually muster the courage to finish yours. I know I'm dreading writing for mine... :D


Yeah, the more I look at these fight sequences, the more I tremble. I don't think it would be humanly possible to keep up with writing a weekly Feng Shui game...simply too much "stuff" happens.

On that note, I'm eagerly looking forward to more of Hong Kong Bloodbath.
 

Rybaer

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SpaceBaby Industries said:
While I realize the entire point of Feng Shui is over the top caricatures of actual people and concepts, I still consider it worth pointing out:



That's OTTAWA. I'd say it spells like it sounds, but I'm guessing you may have heard it slurred in a way that implied an "O" in the first place.


D'oh! For the sake of all the Canadian readers out there, I'll get it changed.
 

Rybaer

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Legacy of Atlantis, Act 1


CRIMSON TOWER, DOWNTOWN CENTRAL CITY, 8:54PM

A small crowd of paparazzi and curious on-lookers gather at the base of the Crimson Tower, a modern 57-story skyscraper of steel and glass. Limos drop off their fashionable guests and flashbulbs fire whenever a minor celebrity is spotted. A black H2 pulls up and Long Duc Dong, dressed in a matador’s cut tuxedo with a sequined dragon on the back, hops out to greet his fans. He escorts his assistant through the throng, pausing frequently for pictures, handshakes, and autographs.

As the exercise guru steps into one of the pair of glass express elevators to the roof, a stretch limo pulls up and a young man, Max Coffee, steps out. It’s clear from his bewildered expression and restaurant staff tux that he’s a nobody. Right behind him, secret agent Stu Nodd hops out of his late model rental car (this assignment didn’t justify a fully tricked out spy car). Stu is dressed in tweed, trying to play up his cover as a professor of geology from the University of Winnipeg. The pair, both dateless, shares an elevator to the roof.

STU (sagely)
What’s a young man such as yourself doing at a party without a pretty little thing hanging on your arm?

MAX
She cancelled last minute. Root canal.

Stu notes the bloated look of his elevator companion. However, he doesn’t realize just how much the young man had to eat as the Bisquick Bake-off judge just a few hours earlier.

Below, another car pulls up to the Crimson Tower – a black Crown Victoria LTD with tinted windows. A valet helps Dr. Vixen Love out of the passenger side while John walks around to join her. Vixen is dressed in a glittery blue gown and has her hair pulled up. John is smartly outfitted in his Govetti dinner jacket, custom tailored to help conceal a pair of handguns…just in case. The pair catches the next express elevator.

VIXEN
I’m really glad you could join me for this party. I hope it’s not too dull for you.

JOHN (distant, but charming)
My pleasure, really.

VIXEN
Ordinarily, I wouldn’t have even gone to something like this, but there are work related reasons for wanting to come.

JOHN
Oh, what line of work are you in? I don’t think I asked the first time we met.

VIXEN
I’m an associate professor of archaeology at Central City U. I’ve spent the last two years focused on studying the new finds of Atlantis.

JOHN
Fascinating.

VIXEN
The guy hosting this party is also an Atlantis researcher, but not with any public affiliation. He privately funds his own exploration company and is conducting many digs simultaneously. His methods grate on me a bit because he keeps many of his finds private, away from the ability of other researchers to analyze.

John watches the ground recede and the Central City skyline come alive as the express elevator nears the roof. The downtown area is particularly active this Saturday night, with Superbowl eve revelers spending the night on the town. He glances over at his date and nods for her to continue.

VIXEN
So anyway, this Mr. Strong has found the Siphu-belin, the single-most sought after religious artifact of the Atlantean Empire. So far, he’s kept it completely out of public view. Tonight, he’s supposed to be unveiling it. No media, though, so I’m forced to come just to see the thing.

JOHN
How did you get invited?

VIXEN
I’ve met Mr. Strong before. I think he sent me a pity invitation…probably wanted to rub my nose in the fact that he found the Siphu-belin first.

JOHN
I hope seeing this artifact is worth the trip for you, then.

The elevator reaches the top and opens upon a large patio, the lower half of a split-level roof. A large fountain dominates the center and intricately pruned shrubs line the sides. Mosaic tiles further enhance the impression of opulent wealth. Ahead, glass doors lead into a combination art studio/museum chock full of Atlantean artifacts and mingling guests. The greater portion of the guests seems to be congregating on the upper split of the roof, above the gallery. Here musicians play on reproductions of authentic Atlantean instruments, an extravagant buffet table is laden with exotic delicacies, and an open bar is doing a brisk business. Wait staff glide through the masses, dispensing and retrieving drinks and finger foods.

Vixen leads John through the displays, giving him a layman’s description of the culture, history, and ultimate, spectacular demise of the ancient civilization. John, for his part, tries to maintain an interest. He notes that the style of the Atlantean’s art has some similarities with ancient South American, Middle Eastern, and Asian cultures. As another nod toward extravagant opulence, a couple dozen models (male and female) have been body-painted with Atlantean motifs and are wandering throughout the displays.

Max, bored and out of his element at this party, heads for the bar and strikes up a conversation with Todd, one of the tenders. He starts feeling out Todd for employment possibilities.

Stu determines that the big artifact he’s here to photograph is probably inside the large, locked metal case sitting on a roped-off podium in the center of the upper roof. While waiting for the unveiling, he helps himself to some hors d’oeuvres and surveys the partygoers in his guise as a geology professor. He immediately recognizes the unique cut (even the specific tailor!!) of John’s dinner jacket and makes it a point to keep an eye on him throughout the evening.

Dong, along with his assistant trainer Jill, schmooze the crowds with an air of familiarity. Minor celebrities are their primarily targets, but Mr. Ritter is their ultimate goal. Eventually, Jill spots the television icon and moves in to assert her charms (not to mention her muscle-mag physique). Dong continues his whirlwind tour and eventually finds himself before the buffet only minutes before the big unveiling is to begin.

Word sweeps through the party that the host is ready to show the Siphu-belin. Once a critical mass of guests is crowded around the podium, Mr. Bernard Strong makes his entrance. He is middle-aged, yet clearly strong and imposing with dark brown hair, trimmed mustache, and charcoal gray suit. His eyes twinkle and everyone is favored with a warm smile as he hops over the velvet rope and ascends the podium.

STRONG
Welcome everyone! I’m glad so many of you could make it to my party. Hope you’re all having a wonderful time.

Strong pauses for the polite applause.

STRONG
I hate to keep you waiting, so let’s get right to the centerpiece of the night’s festivities – the first unveiling of the greatest of all Atlantean artifacts, the Siphu-belin. The name Siphu-belin loosely translates into “Gate of God.” Research suggests that the highest-ranking members of their clergy used it to directly contact God and through it perform miracles.

Strong’s introduction rambles on for a few minutes. He’s clearly passionate about his research into Atlantis, but it’s also obvious that much of the crowd is bored. Vixen urges John to push through the crowd to get the best possible vantage point. Stu, likewise, stands up against the velvet rope barrier and slips on his spy-camera glasses. Dong watches halfheartedly from the buffet where he is chomping on a couple spicy pheasant wings. Max is oblivious to the proceedings while pounding beers and swapping stories with the bartender.

STRONG (sensing the crowd’s waning attention)
And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for…

Strong unlocks the metal container and flips up the lid. All four sides fold down to reveal an ornate, gold box no bigger than a small microwave. The Siphu-belin is stylized in much the same manner as many of the other artifacts on display, but is covered in a good many more glittering gemstones. The crowd claps politely.

As Strong turns to soak in the moment, several loud metallic clanks sound from around the crowd, followed immediately by hissing. John and Stu, training taking over, have already taken deep breaths before white clouds of gas start engulfing the crowd. The guests panic and start shouting, but almost immediately most fall to the ground unconscious. Yet another gas grenade goes off right on the podium.

John covers Vixen’s mouth and rushes her clear of the falling bodies. Once out of the cloud, he pushes her toward a stairwell and tells her to run. He, meanwhile, runs behind the bar that Max is sitting at and pulls his red-anodized IMI Eagle .50. He looks for someone with a gas mask, but doesn’t find anyone.

Stu, in the epicenter of the gas attack, holds his breath and drops to the ground. He quickly works his spy camera, getting as many shots of the artifact as he can. He decides not to draw his weapon in favor of maintaining his cover identity. Stu also hopes to get some good shots of the perpetrators, who are obviously here for the Siphu-belin.

Max and Dong, while not in the gas cloud, are soon aware of the problem. Like John, they look around for perpetrators and don’t immediately recognize them. Within a few moments, however, they become apparent: Twenty of the body-painted models are slowly closing in on the podium from every edge of the roof except the downwind side.

DONG (licking his fingers)
Naked art thieves, eh? What’ll they think of next?
 
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NiTessine

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Ah, more Feng Shui coolness!

Every time I read a Feng Shui story hour, I wind up checking my RPG budget for the month and the price of the Feng Shui rulebook at my FLGS... This might get pricey, soon. :D
 


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