CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

Hand of Evil · Jan 23, 2015

What kind of bread do Halflings make sandwiches with?
Shortbread.

Rune · Jan 23, 2015

What kind of bread do half-orcs make?

Inbred.

Dioltach · Jan 23, 2015

What kind of bread do dwarves make?

Bread? Hah! Real dwarves chew rocks!

Rune · Jan 23, 2015

How do you get a dwarf to stop drinking?

Seriously. I'd really like to know.

MarkB · Jan 23, 2015

How many flumphs does it take to refill an oil lamp?

Just one, but you have to squeeze it out really thoroughly.

Rune · Jan 23, 2015

What do you get when you cross a flumph with a party of murderhobos?

XP.

Hand of Evil · Jan 23, 2015

Why did the wood elf go to the therapist?

Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

Hand of Evil · Jan 23, 2015

What did the sea say to the elementist?

Nothing! It just waved!

Hand of Evil · Jan 23, 2015

Who is Seldarine favorite singer? (Forgotten Realms Elf pantheon)

Elf-is Presley!

Rune · Jan 23, 2015

What's the difference between a gray elf and a god?

One is better than you in every way and the other grants spells to clerics.