CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY
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falcarrion
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How do you cook green slime....
From a distance
From a distance
Why are orc's nostrils so big?
Look at their fingers.
Look at their fingers.
Zansy
Explorer
I can't believe nobody did these yet:
Why did the Golem cross the road?
To get to his master's side!
Why did the goblin cross the road?
To avoid becoming XP!
Why did the rogue cross the road?
To get on the others' good side.
Why did the drow cross the road?
who knows? dark elves can get very vindictive sometimes.
Why did the barbarian cross the road?
To rage on the other side!
Why did the chicken-infested commoner cross the road?
Because there's a 50% chance there's a chicken on the other side!
Why did the Golem cross the road?
To get to his master's side!
Why did the goblin cross the road?
To avoid becoming XP!
Why did the rogue cross the road?
To get on the others' good side.
Why did the drow cross the road?
who knows? dark elves can get very vindictive sometimes.
Why did the barbarian cross the road?
To rage on the other side!
Why did the chicken-infested commoner cross the road?
Because there's a 50% chance there's a chicken on the other side!
Zansy
Explorer
A Paladin, a barbarian, and an abjurer, all fifth level, find a genie's lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out, laughs and says "for freeing me I shall grant you each one wish".
The paladin wishes for the means to end all war, but before the Genie could grant the wish the abjurer counterspells with dispel magic.
The barbarian steps up, and wishes for a thousand goblins to punch to death, which the abjurer counterspells again.
When the barbarian asks what did he do that for, the abjurer curses and shouts "I wish you two numbskulls could tell an efreet from a djinn when you see one!"
The paladin wishes for the means to end all war, but before the Genie could grant the wish the abjurer counterspells with dispel magic.
The barbarian steps up, and wishes for a thousand goblins to punch to death, which the abjurer counterspells again.
When the barbarian asks what did he do that for, the abjurer curses and shouts "I wish you two numbskulls could tell an efreet from a djinn when you see one!"
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