[3.5-Humor] Why is everyone picking on H?

MEG Hal · Feb 20, 2003

Fix the H spells
H spells are broken
Well my name starts with H an and I am offended!!!!

What about the D feats or the Q spells or equipment that starts with the letter Y--huh, what about it?

For the love of all that is holy---leave H alone!!

Starting member of HAG--H is Awesomely Good.

dravot · Feb 20, 2003

Sounds like Hal is broken too

Henry · Feb 20, 2003

Take this "H" and shove it,
I ain't heal/haste/harmin' here no more.
My thief done left,
An' took all the treasure I was workin' for.
You better not to try to stand in my way,
As I'm a nailin' his butt to the floor
Take this "H" and shove it,
I ain't heal/haste/harmin' here no more!

(With apologies to the memory of Johnny Paycheck)

Gimble · Feb 20, 2003

Are you people trying to put me in the unemployment line?

That's enough cracking on 3.5. This gnome has needs. The ladies love my looks, but I can't treat 'em right without a paycheck.

So my official position, without any vested interest, is that everyone should uniformly praise the revised books. Mind you, this is because they're full of quality content, not because my job rests on it.

BiggusGeekus@Work · Feb 20, 2003

Too bad, Hal!

You mean to tell me you think Hallucinatory Terrain is balanced? Hogwash! The damage done to my campaign by Hold Portal is incalcuable. Hero's Feast brought the game to a grinding halt as we attempted to decipher the tricky rules surrounding it. And Helping Hand reduced one of my players to fits of histronics.

I think all the H spells should be removed entirely. Think of the children!

MEG Hal · Feb 20, 2003

BiggusGeekus@Work said:
Too bad, Hal!

You mean to tell me you think Hallucinatory Terrain is balanced? Hogwash! The damage done to my campaign by Hold Portal is incalcuable. Hero's Feast brought the game to a grinding halt as we attempted to decipher the tricky rules surrounding it. And Helping Hand reduced one of my players to fits of histronics.

I think all the H spells should be removed entirely. Think of the children!

*openly weeps for the children*
OK, ok you have all convinced me I am legally changing my name to Al and asking Henry to change is to Enry.

O te umanity. I say remove H from te alpabet!!!!!

Brown Jenkin · Feb 20, 2003

MEG Hal said:
*openly weeps for the children*
OK, ok you have all convinced me I am legally changing my name to Al and asking Henry to change is to Enry.

O te umanity. I say remove H from te alpabet!!!!!

Judging from his Avitar isn't that how "Enry" already pronounces his name.

Drawmack · Feb 20, 2003

I'll call you betty and betty when you call me you can call me Al.

300 geek points to anyone who gets the reference.

MEG Hal · Feb 20, 2003

Drawmack said:
I'll call you betty and betty when you call me you can call me Al.

300 geek points to anyone who gets the reference.

Pu-lease---Paul Simon, Graceland

is the album, "You can call me Al" is the song

Fiery James · Feb 20, 2003

Johnny Paycheck RIP

Henry said:
(With apologies to the memory of Johnny Paycheck)

Totally off topic, but for those who don't know, Johnny Paycheck just passed away last week. That his work lives on at ENWorld is a tribute.

That's all.

- JB

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