[OT] Post Here, Save a Life

Talath

Explorer

• Apr 5, 2003

• #1

Myself, Orion Cooper, in cooperation with the Make A Wish Foundation, have come up with a way to save a life that costs you nothing and puts some money in my pocket.

A representative from the Make A Wish Foundation will be monitoring this thread - every time you post to this thread, they will donate five cents towards a "Stop Orion From Reproducing" fund. By posting here and stopping me from reproducing, you save the life of my unborn child from experiencing life as an overweight nerd and dork, who will probably never get to first base.

The money I earn from your posts will be used to pay for contraceptives and, eventually, a vasectomy.

Thank you for your time, and I hope we can work together to make my world a better place by not having children.

 

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pennywiz

First Post

• Apr 5, 2003

• #2

A real gamer would just cut his own berries off with a rusty knife and have done with it now, wouldn't he?

wimp






j/k

 

Tsyr

Explorer

• Apr 5, 2003

• #3

Bah. If celibacy is good enough for my 17th level monk, it's good enough for you!

 

Dispater

Explorer

• Apr 5, 2003

• #4

I dunno man... looks like yet another imperialist scheme from the Make A Wish Foundation to me.

 

KnowTheToe

First Post

• Apr 5, 2003

• #5

If you're such a dork then we shouldn't worry about your seed hitting its mark.

Now if you were raising money for chips and pop, or even beer, then we would have something.

 

Samnell

Explorer

• Apr 5, 2003

• #6

Always happy to help a good cause.

 

Mark

CreativeMountainGames.com

• Apr 5, 2003

• #7

Gues I'll put my five cents in...

 

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Larry Fitz

First Post

• Apr 5, 2003

• #8

Talath, I have good news, and I have bad news.

The bad news is times are tough and nobody's going to support Make a Wish's Vasectomy fund this year.

The Good News is my friend Colonel Playdoh saw your last Troll thread and is willing to come to California and cut the offending dangling participles clean off at no charge.





PS Just kidding, as far as I know GG is nowhere near your place in CA with a relatively sharp object.... as far as I know.....

 

Arthur Tealeaf

First Post

• Apr 5, 2003

• #9

You'll never see me post in this thread! Mwahahahah!

 

Thresher

First Post

• Apr 5, 2003

• #10

Is Talath this years poster child for zero population growth?