Darkest night in 500 years ... six years ago

Due to a lunar eclipse on the solstice, on this date six years ago was the darkest night in 500 years (except for yuo poor slobs who live in well-lit urban areas, of course).

Here's a great summary of the 12 stages of a lunar eclipse.

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1. Faint penumbral dimming of the moon’s disk.
2. Pervasive creeping sensations of unease.
3. Howling of wolves.
4. Unclean things walk the earth; Dick Cheney rises from the grave.
5. Contortion of the zodiac.
6. Intrusion of strange dimensions.
7. Universal gibbering madness.
8. Cthulhu.
9. A glimmer of sanity in the chaos.
10. Restoration of Euclidean geometry.
11. Fungal Mi-go from Yuggoth return captive brains to their rightful owners.
12. Applause, followed by waffles for breakfast.[/sblock]

See y'all at Waffle House!
 

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