Oofta
Legend
Scott,
I like your picture of a smoking solider. I like that you are a fan of D&D. But I cannot disagree more on the 3e issue or the fact that 5e is boring.
Yes there were more options. I just did not like the focus on options for options sake. I did not like the necromancy, pastry baker, mime illusionist schoolteacher prestige class combinations. There were many more options and not many I would take and feel immersed in.
But you are not WRONG in what you like! You just apparently like finding new and interesting ways to link bonuses and abilities. I like it the extent that I would now rather play 5e than 1e. I almost can't believe I said it, but I did and it is true. I would play 1e again for kicks. But I would never ever never go back to 3, 3.5 or 3.75 again.
I suspect a lot of new players would find all the 3.x library a bit...thick.
What? But ... but ... what about my ability to pretend I have vampire croissants? They're made of real vampires!
Not that I ever played a half orc barbarian chain fighter that took 2 levels of cleric so he could enlarge himself. No-sirree.
I enjoyed 3.5 well enough at lower levels, but for me much like 4E it stopped being as fun at higher levels (above 12th or so). Some of the 5E classes get a little silly at higher level, but not nearly as broken as previous edition.
But to each his own. For some reason I cannot fathom people I know and otherwise respect rave about raw fish doused in green colored horseradish. No accounting for taste.