I should have known what a self-centered twit Forge really was, Froud thought. Well, then, a few minutes for his Ego, then a little suprise, I think...
The sound of loud and drawn out flatulence <Ghost Sound>
'erupts' from right behnd Forge's prodigeous bottom.
Then, smiling innocently, Froud says 'Yes, oh great Dwarven Hero, tell us of yor heroic adventure!'
The observant might notice a wicked gleam in the Gnome's eye, or perhaps it was just the lamplight in the Badger.