what songs do monsters sing.

rgoodbb · Jul 17, 2018

Vlaarg’s Exasperation

Can’t find my favorite war-mace
Fell down dat spiral staircase
I seem to have de bad luck
And dat’s no lie

All through de night I’m woken
My quiver strap is broken
I kind’a feel all sticky
And I don’t know why…

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the BOGGLE

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the BOGGLE

Dat nasty Boggle bugs me
But somehow it has sludged me
Oily goo-goo takes me, off me feet

It’s changed my life completely
I’ve seen my bottle leave me
My baby just can’t see me
I can’t even eat

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the BOGGLE

I just can't
I just can't
I just can’t control my fate

I just can’t……

Raunalyn · Jul 17, 2018

A Beholder would likely sing "Hungry Eyes" by Eric Carmen.

Then again, they could sing about Betty Davis eyes...like literally having them, I suppose...

"I Only Have Eyes For You?"

rgoodbb · Jul 18, 2018

I think I'm gonna drink mead,
I think it's today, yeah.
The girl that's stolen my steed
Is flying away, yeah.

She's took my Griffon to ride,
She's took my Griffon to ri-hi-hide,
She's took my Griffon to ride,
An’ she don't care.

She said skull crushing with me
Is killing her day, yeah.
Well taking without consent
They’ll put her away, yeah!

She's took my Griffon to ride,
She's took my Griffon to ri-hi-hide,
She's took my Griffon to ride,
An’ she don't care.

mach1.9pants · Jul 18, 2018

Aldarc said:
Goblins in Pathfinder are noteworthy singers, and several adventures print some of their songs.

Yeah gotta love some Goblin singing

[video=youtube;dDkp7GysvbY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDkp7GysvbY[/video]

Dannyalcatraz · Jul 18, 2018

More from the Goblin King, perhaps?

Let's slash
Put on your scabbard and dance their doom
Let's slash
To the song they're playin' on the drum and pipes
Let's slay
Wild carnage lights up your face
Let's slay
Slay through the crowd, make an empty space

If you should run
I'll run you through
But if you say hide
We'll hide
Because my faith in you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall under their arms
And crumble like a flower

Let's slash
Let's slash
For fear your mace should fail
Let's slash
For fear tonight is all
Let's slay
You could look into my eyes
Let's slay
Under the moonlight, this bloodletting moonlight

If you should run
I'll run you through
But if you say hide
We'll hide
Because my faith in you
Would break my heart in two
If you should fall under their arms
And crumble like a flower

Let's slash
Put on your scabbard and dance their doom
Let's slay
Under the moonlight, this bloodletting moonlight
Let's slash
Let's slash, slash, slash

rgoodbb · Jul 19, 2018

When I was a little bitty baby
My mama done hatch me from my egg-sack
In them old mithral mines back home
Well It was back in in the Mere of Dead Men
Just a dozen miles from the Thornhold border
In them old mithral mines back home

Well let me tell you now well got me in a fix
I got my legs caught under a wizards tricks
I had to limp a long, long way back home
Well when I found my family I landed on my feet
‘Caus I had a wizard webbed up and ready to eat
Back in them mithral mines back home

It was back in the Mere of Dead Men
Just a dozen miles from the Thornhold border
(it was back in the Mere of Dead Men)
Let me hear it for the mithral mines
(just a dozen miles from the Thornhold border)
You know that there's just no place like home

Well boy it sure feels good to breathe the dust back home
You should a seen their faces when they seen how I grown
In them old mithral mines back home

rgoodbb · Jul 19, 2018

A Necromancer’s crooning

A You're adorable and
B You're so beautiful and
C You're a cutie Crawling Claw…
D You're delectable and
E You're effectible and
F You're a familiar who can gore

G You look great to me and
H You are hell itself and
I You’re the one I idolise…
J We’re like Jam and cream
K Your so kissable
L is the love within my eyes

M, N, O, and P
I could go on you see
Q, R, S, and T
Alphabetically

U Made my life complete
V Means you're very sweet
W, X, Y, and Z
It's fun to wander through
The alphabet with you
To tell you what you mean to me

jasper · Jul 20, 2018

Mommas Don’t Let Your babies grow up to be Adventurers.

Adventurers ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold
They'd rather give you a sword than diamonds or gold
Drow belt buckles and old faded cloaks
And each night begins a new day
If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young
He'll prob'ly just ride away

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Adventurers
Don't let 'em pick on gith or dig in old dungeons
Let 'em be merchants and guards and such
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Adventurers
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love

Adventurers like smokey old taverns and clear mountain mornings
Little warm piercer and children of the night
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do
Sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him
Do things to make you think he's right

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Adventurers
Don't let 'em pick on gith or dig in old dungeons
Let 'em be merchants and guards and such
Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Adventurers
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love

jasper · Jul 20, 2018

rgoodbb said:
A Necromancer’s crooning

A You're adorable and
B You're so beautiful and
C You're a cutie Crawling Claw…
D You're delectable and
E You're effectible and
F You're a familiar who can gore

G You look great to me and
H You are hell itself and
I You’re the one I idolise…
J We’re like Jam and cream
K Your so kissable
L is the love within my eyes

M, N, O, and P
I could go on you see
Q, R, S, and T
Alphabetically

U Made my life complete
V Means you're very sweet
W, X, Y, and Z
It's fun to wander through
The alphabet with you
To tell you what you mean to me

R Is for roasting you
S is for sugar free
T to toast you
Wine and dine with me.

Dannyalcatraz · Jul 21, 2018

Flesh!
A-aaaaah
Savor all the Universe
Flesh!
A-aaaaah
Will feed every one of us

(Seemingly there is no seasoning these extraordinary magicasnacktical morsels)
(Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
(Who's preparing flesh?)
(Witch Doctor Fangs Chawkov, formerly at GNASHA, has provided some ingredients)

Flesh!
A-aaaaah
It's a miracle

(This morning's unprecedented oven flare up is no cause for alarm)

Flesh!
A-aaaaah
Cooking the impossible

It's for every one of us
Some for every one of us
It came with a tasty hand
Every male, every female
Every child, tasty
Flesh

(General Karnla, flesh wagon approaching.)
(What do you mean flesh wagon approaching? Stoking fire! All cookpots! Dispatch drip pan Alpha underneath the carcass)

Flesh!
A-aaaaah
(Wagon arrive!)

Flesh!
A-aaaaah
Will feed every one of us

Just a pan
With a man's organs
You know it's
Nothing but a man
And it can never fail
No one but the pure at heart
May taste the whole entrails
...Oh..Oh........Oh..Oh....

(Flesh, flesh, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to feed the brood!)
Flesh!