Most of us use dice of plastic, metal, stone, or wood - insensate materials. What the heck are you using for dice, that they can itch? Hamsters, with numbers painted on, or something?
Hamsters with numbers on them? No, not dice, but rather giant steeds for brightly-clad gnome racing jockeys, each with little patches revealing financial backers- Gnomish Association for Space Hamster Racing (or GASHR, for short).
Little men! Giant Rodents! Outsized family fun!