Having some trouble, Russ or Kevin - need your help!
Hi Russ, Kevin. I need help with something.
I've been selling phony moderator accounts to make some money - got enough to pay off the bills on my laughing gas addiction, finally! - but now, I've got a couple dozen people harrassing me to get their Moderator privileges!
If I sent you a list, could you prettyprettypretty please delete their accounts so I don't have to deal with them any more? I promise it's the last time I'll do it!