Morrow's Savage Tide Adventure Path

[Morrow]

Dear Mom,

Sorry I did not rite you sooner. I meaned to but since I riting is hard and you can not read good I did not think you would mind so I waited til now cause we are gonna maybe die soon so I wanted too rite a letter now while I still can. Do not worry. Things are good. If we die it will be cause of a
bout a hundrid dozen evil creatures we are about to fight. So that is good.

Things in Farshore are good. We are still working for Lady Vandahborin. She sent us to give presents to a evil giant turtle so it would stop eating our boats. Remember those bad things I told you about that those bad guys are gonna use to do bad things to where you live and where I live? Garnham says I should not menshun names in my letter in case it is interseptid. We found out where they are from and are trying to fix it.

I made a new friend on the way here. He is part of the same church as me. I could not talk to him much because Maggie has a crush on him and she got jellis when he and me were talking about our favorit way to kill evil things. Speaking of killing evil things we killed a lot of them on the way here. Some of them were really neet. There were all these snake peepul that had dizeezis. And a spike with tennacles. And there were giant bugs and then other giant bugs and there was a brain with a beak and tennacles. You would have liked it. I know you do not approve of me always killing evil things
but most of the time they started it and I made sure none of them are your relatives.

We found an underground city of strange men. The longer I am a dwarf the more I like it underground. It is kind of strange. Sometimes if I put my head on the ground I can almost hear things in the rocks. I kind of like it. They were nice and we are bringing them to Farshore so they can live with us.

We are going to go kill a bunch of giant evil mind control fish and snaky tennacle faced evil cult guys now so I got to stop riting now.

I miss you. My girlfriend Rowan is doing good. You would like her because she is evil like your favorite aunt Mildrew. Not just like Great Aunt Mildrew though because she doesn’t try to kill me every time she sees me like Aunt Mildrew used to. Not every time anyway. Even though she is evil Rowyn is usually nice to me. She is really good at things that Garnham says it is not propreet to put in a letter to my mom so I will tell you all about it in person nest time I can get home to visit.

I will send you this letter as soon as I can unless I die furst.

Your son,

Dexter Black

[Morrow]

The Chroicles of K. Garnham Vanderboren-Black
as written by Conrad Horst

Golismorga, the unsunken city of the aboleth, lay before the Silver Beetles and the Jade Ravens in all it's fetid glory.

Under the glow of purple flame lit millenia ago by elder evils whose names are now lost to mortals lay buildings pulsing with the last gasps of twisted life. At the heart of the city sat the still festering wound inflicted by an ancient Ohlman god.

All the while cold blooded fiends sang hymns to two-headed Demo-gorgon. Nagas slithered and sacrificed in their throbbing tower.

It becomes increasingly obvious that I've drawn the short end of the stick with this assignment.

The Beetles and Ravens have spent two weeks scouting the anus of the Isle of Dread. They've killed about two hundred aboleth at this point and there's no end in sight to them.

On the 15th day in Golismorga the scouting ended.

We began the day expecting trouble. The wizard Sabine had sent out those eye things to scout ahead and lost a lot of them when exploring the crater that Tlaloc's Tear had fallen into. We got closer and the spellcasters boosted them with protections.

They ended up fighting some strange aberration. It was invisible at first. It drove Elyosha's dinosaur insane and paralyzed Garnham. Attacking didn't make it visible like you would have expected.

The spellcasters broke the invisibility. It was ugly. It had extra brains bobbing around. Sometimes it sucked down some of those extra brains. I think it may have been using them to power-up it's magics.

They killed it.

The investigation of the Tear itself showed that it's cracked and old. Dexter could probably cleave it in two with a lucky blow. Course if he does this place floods and we have a city full of aboleth trying to boss us around or kill us.

We then travelled to one of the pillars of flame.

If you even get close to one of these they make you sick. Maggie took a fly around one and left her trail rations over over a 20 foot line on the floor below.

Elyosha used her monocle and said that going inside would kill you and that only the most powerful magics could bring someone back after that.

We then went to the Kopru temple. The Ravens made a distraction and the Beetles assaulted.

The Beetles kicked some serious ass.

On making their way inside they met heavy resistance from a kopru priest of Demogorgon. Nearly killed Garnham.

Then there was the chamber below that held the shadow pearls themselves. What we found there is too horrible to put into words.

We are now returning to Farshore.