[TTA] Minion Sale of Vengeance

Cassandra · 21st March 2007, 07:57 AM

The minions of Tabletop Adventures are both exhilarated and terrified to announce the “While the Cat’s Away” sale. The Overlord, disgusted with the recent sunshine and pleasant weather in his domain, has gone on sabbatical to the cold, gloomy, barren areas of northern Siberia. (It’s a special tour.) When he left, he ordered the minions to celebrate the coming of spring by raising prices on all the company’s electronic products. Not daring to disobey, the minions have followed his instructions. However, in an alarming burst of independence, they are also declaring a Sale of Vengeance!

Consequently, prices have been raised an exorbitant amount, but in a gesture of rebellion the minions are offering 90% off the new prices. Hopefully, if the sale goes well, when the Overlord returns he will relent on the tremendous increase.

As a gesture of solidarity, the minions are offering Honorary Minionships to anyone who makes a purchase during this sale. (If you are already an Honorary Minion, don’t worry – we have something special planned for you!) Just make your purchase on any of our online sales sites:

and then send the following information to minions@tabletopadventures.com:

your name and e-mail address (necessary to send you your elegant Minion Certificate);
what product you purchased and at what location;
where you live (city and state/country), and
one more interesting Honorary Minion fact about yourself.

In due time, you will receive your electronic certificate, which you are welcome to display prominently on your desktop, web site or other location. During the Overlord’s absence, we will have the details on this sale available on our website as well as in this forum, and an easy link to contact us.

The minions hope the Overlord’s cruise on the Volga and excursion in the taiga area keep him from noticing the Spring Equinox and that when he returns—if indeed he must—he does so in better spirits than when he left.

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Anonymous Minion
Tabletop Adventures

www.tabletopadventures.com

Cassandra · 29th March 2007, 04:46 AM

The minions' sale continues through March 31. Take advantage of these prices right away because who knows when after this we may be allowed to have a sale again?

Just a reminder - all of you who have made purchases during the sale are eligible to become Honorary Minions. Follow the directions in the above post, and get your information in by April 7 to be added to the list of those with access to the secret minion web page. (Don't tell the Overlord - he doesn't know we have it!)

Speaking of the Overlord - he sent a message that he'll be back on April 1. From this, we know that either he'll be back before then (aagh!) or he won't be back for a week or two after that, just to keep us on our toes. Even worse, he may send for a few people to join him in Siberia, and then just leave them there....

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Anonymous Minion
Tabletop Adventures

www.tabletopadventures.com